GRUNT

Well-Known Member

• Feb 18, 2006

• #41

Wot whiskey are you supping Marcus?

 

GRUNT

Well-Known Member

• Feb 18, 2006

• #42

Wot's an rpg?

 

GRUNT

Well-Known Member

• Feb 18, 2006

• #43

Randolph Phines Gonads.

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Feb 18, 2006

• #44

red paint gun

 

Grippa

New Member

• Feb 18, 2006

• #45

Hey, not Landie at all, buuuuuut i'm quite proud of having nearly lost a finger in waaaaay drunken stupididity last night.

If I seem a bit cranky tonight s'probably cos' I spent a lot of last night in surgery having my digit saved! Hurrah & praise be to the British Health Service..............Until next week that is when it drops off from some super bug!

It's seriously fckd up at the mo' mind, good work huh? I was only climbing a spikey fence beside some railway lines too! Shoulda just rammed the feckers in me III, woulda saved me a shedload of grief!

I'll post a pic or two when the dressing's off, but I was quite impressed with it meself............Tho' some fecker on here is going to say it looks like a lighthouse, I just know it!

 

Grippa

New Member

• Feb 18, 2006

• #46

Random Pig Gun...........Well, they were a good shot!

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Feb 18, 2006

• #47

its probelly some girl injury.. i bet you just broke a nail or somefin

 

Grippa

New Member

• Feb 18, 2006

• #48

Randolph Fines Gonads? Just how the FECK does your mind work Gruntman?

 

Grippa

New Member

• Feb 18, 2006

• #49

Up yours Slob, you're just ****ed cos' I incinerated that you luuurve them Frenchies!

 

GRUNT

Well-Known Member

• Feb 18, 2006

• #50

Iv'e got a thumb that looks rather like a willy only bigger obviously if thats any consolation.

 

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GRUNT

Well-Known Member

• Feb 18, 2006

• #51

st how the FECK does your mind work Gruntman?

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It doesn't most of the time.

 

Wesley Pegden

Well-Known Member

• Feb 18, 2006

• #52

I knew a butcher that lost a finger, it says Love & hat on his knuckles now.

Regards WP.

 

Grippa

New Member

• Feb 18, 2006

• #53

Grunt, have to say I'm a bit of a girl lately cos' I like a highland which is a bit "everyday" nowadays, but if I'm really in the mood, exploring a good peaty Speyside floats me boat!

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Feb 18, 2006

• #54

least the frogs don't buy many rear end elfs

 

Grippa

New Member

• Feb 18, 2006

• #55

I knew a Butcher who backed onto his bacon slicer, his customers are now getting a little behind in thier orders!

 

Grippa

New Member

• Feb 18, 2006

• #56

Slob, where does "Rear End Elf" come from? Please don't just say "behind"?

 

GRUNT

Well-Known Member

• Feb 18, 2006

• #57

I don't mind a drop of Glenfidich. Didn't know you got girly whiskey.

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Feb 18, 2006

• #58

**** boy.....rearrange this well know word FREELANDER

 

Wesley Pegden

Well-Known Member

• Feb 18, 2006

• #59

I knew a Butcher who stuck his dick in the bacon slicer. Both he and the bacon slicer got the sack.

Regards WP.

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Feb 18, 2006

• #60

i once asked for a bottle of glen hoddle.. **** was looking for about 15mins