Oh and please dont make promises i can ASSURE you you wont be keeping, hell will freeze before i come back and ask for help on here and THAT i CAN promise you! I didnt realise unfortunately when i bought the landrover that to own one you had to be an as*hole!!

no, but it helps to read the manual first
 
your a yank, wouldn't expect you to have a sense of humour anyway.
Indeed I don't.

I merely carry within me a respect for all of Land Rover's sullen owners who quest for answers in this troubled world. When faced with the dire realization that one's cherished motor is nay well, it is a double injury when your solace of a possible resolution is disrupted by a cheeky monkey taking the ****.

So, I refuse to take part in it.
 
;) My thoughts exactly!! Feckin thing

First response bad language eh??????

...just a MAN??????

What is going on here - I think someone needs to lie down in a darkened room with soft music playing for a while.

I think you'll find it was persons of the feminine persuasion who started the 'fecking' references.

How sad.

Goodbye.
 
yeah its called banter, having a laugh, sarcasm and generally horse play (Tesco burger anyone?)
 
Oh no. I was as rudely welcomed on my first visit as any poor noob.

Ah!

I also remember my first visit .......















..... to the US of A - a very big guy in a very smart uniform with a very short haircut commanded me to "Stand behind the line, buddy."

Next question - "Why have you come here, and how long are you staying?"

Fortunately I don't judge by first impressions.

Have a nice day.

Singvogel.
 
Ah!

I also remember my first visit .......















..... to the US of A - a very big guy in a very smart uniform with a very short haircut commanded me to "Stand behind the line, buddy."

Next question - "Why have you come here, and how long are you staying?"

Fortunately I don't judge by first impressions.

Have a nice day.

Singvogel.
You seem to be quite rational. I invite you to join me in solidarity and boycott this vile site. Refuse to post here as I have.
 
Yeah I emember the states visit I had!! Over sized, Over paranoid and thankfully over there. never again.
 
not really just greedy. no wonder your all massive
We're not greedy. We just want it all. And it is very clever. Can you imagine the extensive technologies and automation and industrialization that it takes to keep 300,000,000 people fat.

It boggles the mind.
 
We're not greedy. We just want it all. And it is very clever. Can you imagine the extensive technologies and automation and industrialization that it takes to keep 300,000,000 people fat.

It boggles the mind.

Sure does - I thought it was the 12 million illegal immigrants working in fast food outlets - but maybe I'm wrong.
 
Sure does - I thought it was the 12 million illegal immigrants working in fast food outlets - but maybe I'm wrong.
I believe that estimate is way short.

I'm sure that if they could have squirmed through a porous border into the UK rather than the US, they would have chosen the UK. No doubt.
 
You yanks need to realise that your only they're because we (UK) put you there, far away an orl, thankfully.

Your not doing bad considering you "refuse to post here anymore"
 
I believe that estimate is way short.

I'm sure that if they could have squirmed through a porous border into the UK rather than the US, they would have chosen the UK. No doubt.

No room left here.

We are full up already.

And the government have not only lost count of the total - they have lost track of the ones they did manage to count!
 

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