disco_steve
New Member
Pikey
Dummy Ejection Facilitator..
Thas wot ah thought. They call im ratty cos he's alway getting in to tight little places & where ever there's **** you'll find ratty.
disco_steve
New Member
Sending for the Chutney Ferret CATCHER - - - - ERRRCHHHHHHHHH 
In the meantime, I'm emergrating to anywhere where men are MEN and wimin are FREE
(and preferably LOTS of OFF ROADS so I can drive down the STRAIGHT and narrow
In the meantime, I'm emergrating to anywhere where men are MEN and wimin are FREE
(and preferably LOTS of OFF ROADS so I can drive down the STRAIGHT and narrow
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
I am hoping you mean playing in **** in my landy but I get that funny feeling you aint
disco_steve
New Member
I am hoping you mean playing in **** in my landy but I get that funny feeling you aint
Just for the record . . .
Sh1t = MUD, GOO, BOG, MARSH . . .anything that LR's get stuck in, and it has ABSOLUTELY no ovver meanings in Mrs DS's dickshunry
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
Just for the record . . .
Sh1t = MUD, GOO, BOG, MARSH . . .anything that LR's get stuck in,
Me thinks you forgot to mention traffic on the M25.
disco_steve
New Member
That's WORSE than sh1t . . . used to live near Junc 28, and travel to junc 23 (and back) every day . . . but . . .
I escaped to Gloucestershire - biggest prob now is getting stuck behind a traaacktor
I escaped to Gloucestershire - biggest prob now is getting stuck behind a traaacktor
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
Until last year I used to spend two or three days a week stuck on the M25 in my truck. Now I get to play around the back lanes of somerset instead. It's so much better.
Nowt wrong wid jct 28!Thats my manor!and you need to know the short cuyts!ie dont go on the 25 at all!
disco_steve
New Member
Kno them V well, lived jus past Billericay for over 10 years (was born in Dartford - so me roots, branches an green lanes is all in that locale !!
david451
New Member
It's quite bizzare why as somebody quoted you joined a forum to complain, if you went to a resturant and it had bugs running all over the place would you order a meal, then complain, or just fxxx off. Why waste your energy and other peeps by this ****e. It's peeps like you that creep into clubs and moan the ****e out of everybody and eventually fxxx it up for everybody, join the green people or some other ****e an give us peace ya ****.
Bet ya aint even got a 4x4.
Bet ya aint even got a 4x4.
Bushtoy
Well-Known Member
ditto!
must be one o them panzies wots neva cussed in his life and faint if he gets told ta fook orf. if ya own a landy ya cuss a lot...tis part o the "ownership experience" ya old goat!!
unless yu gorra RR
Bushtoy
Well-Known Member
unless yu gorra RR
if u got one o them, u jus shoot yerself an get it over with
Hau Ouen.
ere do yu know worra "floppy" is?
ere do yu know worra "floppy" is?
ooo thas different! - i was told it was a "dead terrorist"!
