doodle bug · Dec 29, 2011

Hello girls .....just thought id pop in on me way to the hairdressers

oh im already here ! ok just a quick trim an a blue rinse please while i catch up on the gossip .......anyway must dash gotta get back to the real land rover section (defenders)...

cox325 · Dec 29, 2011

prefer blow dry in the barbers or a good shearing by Farmer Fukcet of the great pretenders!!!!

crashbox · Dec 29, 2011

:hysterically_laughi

Hippo · Dec 29, 2011

A blue rinse? Is that a trattering term fer somin pervy?

doodle bug · Dec 29, 2011

Hippo said:
A blue rinse? Is that a trattering term fer somin pervy?

might be! big boy!

A.J.M · Dec 29, 2011

Tratter speak for blue waffle?

*dont google image that, at work, home or ever*

teddywood1 · Dec 29, 2011

why do people insits on freelander not being a proper landrover only last week i towed a series 2 out of trouble and he said WOW! I will never underate a freelander again
how that to you rotters owners

Singvogel · Dec 29, 2011

teddywood1 said:
why do people insits on freelander not being a proper freelander only las week i towed a series 2 out of trouble and he said WOW! I will never underate a freelander again
how that to you rotters owners

The Freelander gainsayers are in the main those who have never sat in one going seriously off-road.

Because they are comfortable, easy to park, and dare I say it - fast, when properly 'sorted' - all sorts of 'ordinary' people buy them - hairdressers included, I dare say.

To run a Defender or similar as an 'everyday drive' requires a special type of what many folks would regard as a 'masochist'.

I too have helped incredulous series owners who are shocked by the lack of drama - no extra bells, whistles, low-ratio kit etc. I can pull a 'real' LandRover out of a ditch with ease - and that comes as a big surprise to many. And I can't get 'cross-axled' doing it either!

I have to admit there is only one thing that beats me - ground clearance - but I just keep out of the ruts.

goonarmy · Dec 29, 2011

so i googled blue waffle.....wont be doing that again.

crashbox · Dec 29, 2011

goonarmy said:
so i googled blue waffle.....wont be doing that again.

I was tempted to google it but won't bother now..

OldIrishWulf · Dec 29, 2011

A.J.M said:
Tratter speak for blue waffle?

*dont google image that, at work, home or ever*

Singvogel · Dec 29, 2011

'Blue waffle' eh!

So many people can't do what they are told.

It's like a sign saying 'Wet Paint' - everyone just HAS to touch it.

Blueberry muffins for breakfast anyone??

Dave_landy · Dec 29, 2011

goonarmy said:
so i googled blue waffle.....wont be doing that again.

I really should of taken note of the 'wont be doing that again'

cox325 · Dec 29, 2011

Dave_landy said:
I really should of taken note of the 'wont be doing that again'

I had to an orl, sick boys, just sick. I thought after 10 yrs in the mob id seen it all, but that just takes the biscuit.

If you havent yet, dont.

disco2shaun · Dec 29, 2011

make a ****ing fly spew!

thought it was mine! · Dec 29, 2011

still resisting the search but curiousity is starting to get the better of me.

3.5 efi · Dec 29, 2011

don't do it

disco2shaun · Dec 29, 2011

if u wish to vomit on ur keyboard and never beable to look at a lady garden again then do it. seriously tho dont bother!

Singvogel · Dec 29, 2011

Wet Paint - don't touch.

Don't go there - DON'T!

My oppo in the Det used to go on about this - we didn't believe him - sorry Duncan.

Hippo · Dec 29, 2011

Whilst on me round the world tour of landyzone I saw it on a poster on the wall of the tratterers toilets. It’s a nasty infection which wimins get’s in a sensive part of their body.

So yer don’t need to search now.

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