Make sure you don't wear any tights or stockingsI have herd that an airbag can in theory be set off by static electricity from your bodyso make sure you touch ground and don"t wear any clothes
tomcat59alan
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Spoil sport.A friend was a nurse at the Royal hospital in Liverpool and during the Toxteth Riots a police sergeant was brought in injured and when they cut his uniform off him he was wearing stockings and suspenders underneath.Make sure you don't wear any tights or stockings
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Wow.Spoil sport.A friend was a nurse at the Royal hospital in Liverpool and during the Toxteth Riots a police sergeant was brought in injured and when they cut his uniform off him he wax wearing stockings and suspenders underneath.
Nowt so queer as folktomcat59alan
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Good job they didn't have phones with cameras then.Wow.
Yeh that would have looked good on Have you been framedGood job they didn't have phones with cameras then.
dubbleRR
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Now theirs one that should be kept away from airbags...cause that is shockingSpoil sport.A friend was a nurse at the Royal hospital in Liverpool and during the Toxteth Riots a police sergeant was brought in injured and when they cut his uniform off him he was wearing stockings and suspenders underneath.
dubbleRR
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Hé hadn't been to see you then my mateSpoil sport.A friend was a nurse at the Royal hospital in Liverpool and during the Toxteth Riots a police sergeant was brought in injured and when they cut his uniform off him he was wearing stockings and suspenders underneath.
tomcat59alan
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Well he did want to play doctors and nurses so I head butted him.Hé hadn't been to see you then my mate
tomcat59alan
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Honestly,she had many stories that kept us laughing in the pub.she told of a couple in A&E he had a bitten todger and she had a fractured skull.they were at it in the kitchen and she had an epileptic fit and bit and didn't let go. The closest thing to hand was the frying panYEAH right heard that befour .......
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Honestly,she had many stories that kept us laughing in the pub.she told of a couple in A&E he had a bitten todger and she had a fractured skull.they were at it in the kitchen and she had an epileptic fit and bit and didn't let go. The closest thing to hand was the frying pan
Same stories were going around when I was young. And the one about the woman who took off her clothes when decorating to stop paint getting on them and fell off the ladder, landing on the fruit bowl and losing a banana up her fanny.
dubbleRR
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What ....Bangers n mash .....Honestly,she had many stories that kept us laughing in the pub.she told of a couple in A&E he had a bitten todger and she had a fractured skull.they were at it in the kitchen and she had an epileptic fit and bit and didn't let go. The closest thing to hand was the frying pan
Fu king animalWell he did want to play doctors and nurses so I head butted him.
but I like it
