Porky translated it,eze bin ta whale's [got lost worrin pigs] un e say's its , miniman yer english porky. . .un eze upset as e as never written any freds . . . .
I dunno - this forum has everything - it contains homophobia, religious/sexual/racist bigotry and persecution. Occasionally it even contains useful landy related stuff. Absolutely bloomin marvelous.
Nah it's summat to do with Bottoms, Holes and Saxons. He's taken the "cont" out, I can't begin to guess what it meant. Any how I'm a Viking so it doesn't affect me.