The Mad Hat Man

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LZIR Despatch Agent

• Dec 16, 2006

• #21

ah - much betta
i will bid one piccy of a cheese sandwich.

and i got a slitty-eyed X-trail - none of yu is jealous!

 

S

slob

Well-Known Member

• Dec 16, 2006

• #22

cheap skate! i have a Range Royce with phil and his harmonica fera sound system installed on a custom built stage in the rear. and 36" carlos fandango super wide wheels

 

Grippa

New Member

• Dec 16, 2006

• #23

Ere' actually Mr Hat, wasn't you that flashed me (er, so to speak) on Cliddesden Lane yesterday? Wasn't a Landy so thought it might be you in your Xtra rail?

 

Grippa

New Member

• Dec 16, 2006

• #24

Thought Carlos Fandango only made wheels for Ford Anglia's? You must be lying Mr S!

 

S

slob

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• Dec 16, 2006

• #25

either that or making it up

 

The Mad Hat Man

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LZIR Despatch Agent

• Dec 16, 2006

• #26

nope werent me flashin - maybe yu upset someone else - at least i do a lot of flashing - but cant member seein yu. duz ya beast look like ya piccy?

 

Grippa

New Member

• Dec 16, 2006

• #27

Thas' the truck, always tell the truth me!

Dunno then did all the usual checks, are my indicators still on? Are the plod up ahead? Did I flip him the finger earlier?

Hmm, jest wondered!

 

The Mad Hat Man

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LZIR Despatch Agent

• Dec 16, 2006

• #28

I is more pack lane - sarf ham way

 

S

slob

Well-Known Member

• Dec 16, 2006

• #29

maybe he's just a miniman like me. flash people you dunt know just cos you know they'll spend hours going" who do I know with a ford vectra"? and miniman up their whole day

 

Grippa

New Member

• Dec 16, 2006

• #30

Yeah, I dun that a few times, wave madly at someone as they pass. Probably keeps them wondering all day!

 

The Mad Hat Man

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LZIR Despatch Agent

• Dec 16, 2006

• #31

its when yu wave and blow em a kiss - gets em rite screwed up. particularly if the missus is wiv em

 

Grippa

New Member

• Dec 16, 2006

• #32

Well, I recognise you in future then!

 

S

slob

Well-Known Member

• Dec 16, 2006

• #33

do it when you pass a burd and her bloke and make sure you direct it at her. then watch the fight break out as she denies all knowledge of who you are

 

The Mad Hat Man

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LZIR Despatch Agent

• Dec 16, 2006

• #34

it dont matta - if the missus thinks it woz directed at the bloke - the fight still starts.

 

S

slob

Well-Known Member

• Dec 16, 2006

• #35

or.. ignoreing the driver, at a set of traffic lights point at the front end of the car next to you, while talking to yer passenger with a worried look on yer face

 

The Mad Hat Man

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LZIR Despatch Agent

• Dec 16, 2006

• #36

dont work wiv wimmin - they ignore ya - yu evva tried tellin a wimmin her brake lights aint workin?

 

S

slob

Well-Known Member

• Dec 16, 2006

• #37

aye she'd say "wots a brake light?"

 

The Mad Hat Man

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LZIR Despatch Agent

• Dec 16, 2006

• #38

nope - they sit there starin at the road in front thinkin - this man is trying to atract my attention - shall i scream or call the cops?
maybe its just me?

 

yella

New Member

• Dec 17, 2006

• #39

i think yer right flops, it is just you

 

The Mad Hat Man

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LZIR Despatch Agent

• Dec 17, 2006

• #40

luv yu too xxxx