ok doctor redhands (a bet there alot of sheep walking sideways now you have had your hands up there ass) :D
quick break out the LZ big book of spelling we have an emergency here!



their is not spelt there.
 
i know i've ****ed you wife

when I was in my twenties & thirties I used to get completely and absolutely ****faced drunk, and would sometimes lose a couple of days. So I suppose I could have got married but I'm ****ed if I can remember it. what did she look like and have I been missing anything.
 
when I was in my twenties & thirties I used to get completely and absolutely ****faced drunk, and would sometimes lose a couple of days. So I suppose I could have got married but I'm ****ed if I can remember it. what did she look like and have I been missing anything.

ok forgot sorry, i just saw the long white hair and the black shoes and the long wedding dress.

so which sheep was it . :D
 
FFS Heidi, do yer research first, Yella is the sheepshagger, Pikey is a dog shagger and I'm a, well... <ahem> fook orf...
 
Ok quieten down at the back LZ grammar class FU is about to start

Tonight we're doing their

Their is used when referring to a thing or group of things I:E the children went to their house.

Well have a short break and then we'll do there. as we don't want to tire out the idiot at the back of the class
 
ah tell you i've seen blokes being shelled on a battlefield take longer to dig themselves into a hole , than this **** does
 
did you noticed

what the **** is that dip**** :D

as soon as you get rid of three troll's another three come along

There ain't no trolls on here (paula excepted), just merkins and pinko liberal doogooder ****s who should **** off to another PC bubble wrapped tupperware forum.
 
Ok quieten down at the back LZ grammar class FU is about to start

Tonight we're doing their

Their is used when referring to a thing or group of things I:E the children went to their house.

Well have a short break and then we'll do there. as we don't want to tire out the idiot at the back of the class

did you noticed haha classic
 
Right class is open again I'll keep it short again. Mactwat stop masturbating and pay attention.

There adverb
(to, at or in) that place:
Put the chair there.
The museum is closed today. We'll go there tomorrow.
There's that book you were looking for.
I'll have to stop you there, we've run out of time.
I've left the boxes over/out/under there
 
ok going now, no one left to try and intimidate now girls,maybe you can go and shag some more sheep or go and kick the sheep dog or go and beat the wife(if you have one)

or you can go put a new engine in you rover's :D
 

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