Trucks don't 'ave windas and seats in the back... you could call it a bus or a SWB coach if yer likes - but truck is way out unless you fit van sides at least or go the whole proper hog and fit a TRUCK-cab. Clue is in the name :p

I was only repeatin wot i heard yu call it - in one of yu more polite moments:)
 
An' usually mop up the mess & pay for any stolen items that they can't retrieve via peristalsis in one direction or other. :rolleyes:

I think thats above and beyond the call of duty, Marcus, but its nice to have a "big bro" lookin after me;)
 
i read in some paper or other that if you put a 4x4 next to a cow and leve it ticking over that the cow dose more harm to the globle worming
 
i read in some paper or other that if you put a 4x4 next to a cow and leve it ticking over that the cow dose more harm to the globle worming

That's correct as it seems. I've heard that some states in the US known as cowstates are of the most polluted areas in the world. Once I saw on Dutch television a stable that was destroyed after a cow inside of it was exploded, something to do with the cow farting and due to an open petroleum lamp the gas ignited and for one reason or another the blow-pipe flame 'backfired' and had the cow exploded.
 
Not much eatin' left on that explodin' cow I'd bet - mind you what there was would be pre-cooked nice'n rare I spose.
 
ploadin cows un globel warmin. . . . .youve done me ,i'm orft ta pub,ope they dunt have candles lit. . . .
 

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