FFS, I've had more responsed to me "pointless questions" than I have to all me serious questions put together.....
 
wipe yer table ya dirty gitt ...

The state of the table/windda ledge we can fergiv!! But the sight of that fooking chav medallion-man key chain is jist too fooking much. Yer posing, fashion victim, sack of dog ****e!! :eek: :eek:
 
If I didn't have em attached to meself I would lose them, seriously, I'm so absent minded/scatty that up until I was 17 me gloves were still held to me jacket with a piece of cord, and me wallet is on one of those chains also.....

I have to unclip the Disco key the second I need it and clip it back on the second I finish with it or else I really would lose it :(
 
If I didn't have em attached to meself I would lose them, seriously, I'm so absent minded/scatty that up until I was 17 me gloves were still held to me jacket with a piece of cord, and me wallet is on one of those chains also.....

I have to unclip the Disco key the second I need it and clip it back on the second I finish with it or else I really would lose it :(


did ya appeal about ya gun licence being revoked then :eek: :eek: on what grounds are you not allowed outta the house on ya own :D :D :D :D
 
Nah no point appealing it, having been charged with Attempted Murder (later lessened to Assault to the Danger of Life, only later to be found not guilty) I didn't see any point

Even though I was found not guilty some of the other **** I've got up to I still wouldn't be allowed it back

A few years ago my curfew was 8am to 8pm....
 
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Seeing as were onto pointless questions....

1. What keyring have you got on your Landy keys?

2. What's the ringtone on your mobile? (I'm not expecting some of the older generation like Yella, lrb2, Redhand and Trewy to understand this question seeing as they only just know how to switch on the pooter....)


In case you can't tell, I'm bored!!!!!
Land rover key ring-duh!
The music from pulp fiction that goes duh der dur dur!You know the surf gitar fella
 
well ive got a .243 cal bullet case as my keyring. was the case from the first roe deer i shot. then i have my house key, landy key, cubby box key, mini maglite
 
no keyring as the fooking key's are enough(disco key, bike keys, avery keys and several padlock key's)..

ring tone is brain damage by pink floyd and its a complete mp3 not crappy polyphonics or stiple vibration plate type noise.
 
i'v got me ignition, me disclock key, me driverside door key, me petrol cap key, me rear door key (of me landy), me house key, me work keys (5 for warehouse, 4 for store), and as keyrings go, a bottle opener,

mobile phone ringtone, i actually have never owned one.but if i did i'd have z cars, th song everton run out to!

come on the toffees!!
 
honest to god. dont get me wrong I know what they are, and I was offered one of them viewtys but i dont like them!payphones, nows thats the future
 
honest to god. dont get me wrong I know what they are, and I was offered one of them viewtys but i dont like them!payphones, nows thats the future
thought they only used phone boxes as public conveniences in liverpool:)

my key ring is a landrover one
ring tone is "dont stop me now" by queen
 
A friend of the family who is 56 has never owned a mobile in his life and refuses to ever get one...
 

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