How about a coat hanger, a velcro cable tie, some epoxy resin hardener (no glue), a cotton bud (used), a 'My SSD is faster than your HDD' sticker, a masons handshake (although that will be made up), a spoon, some athletes foot powder (used), a pencil (missing the rubber on the end), an indicator bulb (blown) and a slap in the face?