zan79
Well-Known Member
A brush of mascara and a slick of lip gloss is all ya need....... natural beauty look is in![]()
abso'bloody'lutly, and a spare pair of jeans and tee in case you get covered in oil, mud etc
A brush of mascara and a slick of lip gloss is all ya need....... natural beauty look is in![]()
A brush of mascara and a slick of lip gloss is all ya need....... natural beauty look is in![]()
to equal pikey you need 4 garages, 2 houses, 2 drives and a pikey wagon............and a department store or two![]()
abso'bloody'lutly, and a spare pair of jeans and tee in case you get covered in oil, mud etc
Ooooeeerrrrr I luvs it when yu talk duurty![]()
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beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Blokes work on a pints system.
The less pints needed the fitter you are.![]()
That I've got to see!!!!![]()
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to equal pikey you need 4 garages, 2 houses, 2 drives and a pikey wagon............and a department store or two![]()
Ooooeeerrrrr I luvs it when yu talk duurty![]()
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MUD.....OIL.....GREASE......EP90....
is that what you mean![]()
Ooooeeerrrrr I luvs it when yu talk duurty![]()
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The less pints needed the fitter you are.![]()
Plus a complete lack of malice and a never ending ability to provoke laughter and cure peoples troubles![]()
Plus a complete lack of tact and a never ending ability to provoke and cause trouble![]()
...or would you prefer me up to my thighs in icy cold water putting tow ropes on?
Errmm anyone seen the tissues??![]()
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Errmm anyone seen the tissues??![]()
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Errmm anyone seen the tissues??![]()
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oh you naughty boy you
have ya run outta clean curtains in the department store then?![]()