[gemsdad]

I might have to have a word wiv 'the management' to get titles changed so they start at 'big baby' and range all through the 'terrible teens' and finish at 'coffin dodger' or 'antique'

oi, wot is you intimating.,no i dunt mean intimate neiver.

 

[gemsdad]

Yep. Poor old Gemsdad nearly got hit by a low flying dummy.

:baby::baby:

 

[ratty]

oi, wot is you intimating.,no i dunt mean intimate neiver.

I wuz on about antiques and coffin dodgers.










































But yer too old to be either of them.

evening GD.

 

[gemsdad]

I wuz on about antiques and coffin dodgers.










































But yer too old to be either of them.

evening GD.

yer cheeky bastid,.i'm good thanks ratty,hows you??.

 

[ratty]

yer cheeky bastid,.i'm good thanks ratty,hows you??.

I thinks I can safely say, fair to middling.

 

[gemsdad]

I thinks I can safely say, fair to middling.

fair to middling is not to bad then,it's a good job yer not here cos you would be feeling decidedly poorly,cos yer a necky sod.

 

[ratty]

fair to middling is not to bad then,it's a good job yer not here cos you would be feeling decidedly poorly,cos yer a necky sod.

I wish I was there. I bet you got more munchies in the cupboards than I got here.

I just been on a raiding mission and can't find anything to scoff.

 

[gemsdad]

I wish I was there. I bet you got more munchies in the cupboards than I got here.

I just been on a raiding mission and can't find anything to scoff.

nope,just been on one meself,non about.had to have ice cream instead..my mate said thanks for the info on the immobiliser prob,he got a firm in and had a complete new system fitted.

 

[ratty]

nope,just been on one meself,non about.had to have ice cream instead..my mate said thanks for the info on the immobiliser prob,he got a firm in and had a complete new system fitted.

I'm thinking that the freezer should be my next port of call myself.

Glad yer mate got it sorted.

 

[gemsdad]

I'm thinking that the freezer should be my next port of call myself.

Glad yer mate got it sorted.

ok,it cost him £250.your up late seeing as you are on days????.

 

[ratty]

ok,it cost him £250.your up late seeing as you are on days????.

I'm in bed but wide awake.

Fink it's cos I'm hungry.

 

[gemsdad]

I'm in bed but wide awake.

Fink it's cos I'm hungry.

bloody hell mate,if i was in bed and my doris was anorl i wouldn't be feckin with a pooter.

 

[ratty]

bloody hell mate,if i was in bed and my doris was anorl i wouldn't be feckin with a pooter.

It helps to drown out her snoring.:bolt::behindsofa:

 

[gemsdad]

It helps to drown out her snoring.:bolt::behindsofa:

lol,i know what you mean,my doris is like a dumper truck on tickover..found anything to scoff yet.

 

[kernowdragon]

Grubs all well and good, but it's the caffine that counts!

 

[gemsdad]

Grubs all well and good, but it's the caffine that counts!

true,very true.me and gold blend are very good mates,talking of which??.tis time for a coffee.

 

[kernowdragon]

Nah.. I reckon I get more out of my two teabags per cup!

 

[gemsdad]

Nah.. I reckon I get more out of my two teabags per cup!

each to their own i say,used to drink gallons of tea,then i just went on to the coffee.

 

[kernowdragon]

each to their own i say,used to drink gallons of tea,then i just went on to the coffee.

I did it in reverse, buckets of coffee, now on the tea, not quite so many trips to the lav

 

[gemsdad]

I did it in reverse, buckets of coffee, now on the tea, not quite so many trips to the lav

lol.thats not a problem for me,i can hold my pee for hours and hours.when i used to drink all the lads were amazed at how long i could hold it before i used to pay a visit.