[BOOMER]

I wuz on about D71.

I woulda thought the fresh graves at the roadside would make your route easier to follow.

Seeming as my truck's an auto it does make murdering a prostitute that much easier

 

[ratty]

Seeming as my truck's an auto it does make murdering a prostitute that much easier

Howzat? Do you hit em wiv the clutch pedal it woulda had or summit?

 

[BOOMER]

Howzat? Do you hit em wiv the clutch pedal it woulda had or summit?

No, the gearstick I used to have

 

[ratty]

No, the gearstick I used to have

I take it changing from drive to reverse is done by a pair of mole grips then.

 

[BOOMER]

I take it changing from drive to reverse is done by a pair of mole grips then.

Nope................











































......................nipple clamps

 

[ratty]

Nope................



......................nipple clamps

Does it hurt less if you take em off before changing gear with em?

 

[Pikey]

Good nite chaps I shall leave yu to ya tender nips and soggy chips.

 

[BOOMER]

Does it hurt less if you take em off before changing gear with em?

Dunno, I'll ask her

 

[ratty]

Good nite chaps I shall leave yu to ya tender nips and soggy chips.

Night short stuff.

 

[ratty]

Dunno, I'll ask her

You aint left one alive have you? Your standards are slipping.

 

[BOOMER]

You aint left one alive have you? Your standards are slipping.

Thought I might give her to Pikey - that'd be worse than murdering her

 

[ratty]

Thought I might give her to Pikey - that'd be worse than murdering her

I didn't realise you hated prostitutes THAT much.

 

[BOOMER]

I didn't realise you hated prostitutes THAT much.

snigger

Catch ya tomoz, I gotta get some much needed sleep

 

[ratty]

snigger

Catch ya tomoz, I gotta get some much needed sleep

Ok mate.

night.

 

[hammy2909]

Thought I might give her to Pikey - that'd be worse than murdering her

PRE or POST rohypnol?

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

And speaking of old farts Here's Gramps & Daft noo anthem

YouTube - Silly Slang Song by Eric Bogle

how did yu know I had an aunt Dot?

heres one for you, Pikey......

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEY9kA3OYNE"]YouTube - Eric Bogle - If Wishes Were Fishes[/ame]

 

[BOOMER]

Why is it as soon as you travel on a major trunk route on a sunny Sunday do other motorists feel compelled to drive with their heads up their arses? Fecking wobbly caravans, doddery old cnuts in their Nissan Micras and Polish truck drivers who obviously got their licence from a Cornflakes packet........
Grrrr

 

[oil dripper]

cus there all ****s

 

[Pikey]

And how do they all know that ya landy get's a bit of a wheel wobble on between 45mph & 50mph. Cos the bastids all drive at 48mph all the fooking time??? It's a fooking conspiracy I tell ya

 

[Series71]

And how do they all know that ya landy get's a bit of a wheel wobble on between 45mph & 50mph. Cos the bastids all drive at 48mph all the fooking time??? It's a fooking conspiracy I tell ya

fook me you got a quick one !