[doriz]

You can simply add weight in the rear

Aye, usually a pig

 

[Squonker]

Trust me it wears thin after a while.

I live in the Canadian Arctic. Trust me, I know what it's like to be cold

 

[Stanleysteamer]

I live in the Canadian Arctic. Trust me, I know what it's like to be cold

Wot???!!!!
Colder than Hull???!!!