[mrs bucket]

Your well fooked then, cuz Pikey would have melted yur ears when you met him.

noooooo he a very nice man a very very nice man

 

[ratty]

Moi??

yeah.

I hooked my landy up to the mains to stop the ladder getting nicked. The lights flickered a few times and then you went all quiet.

I take it yer still alive?

 

[Ryder]

This sounds loike a really good day out... do you mind if a couple of us herts folks join you? (As long as the new baby doesn't mind).

 

[ratty]

noooooo he a very nice man a very very nice man

has he been topping your fluid levels up for you?

 

[Pikey]

has he been topping your fluid levels up for you?

Noo but I've bled her a bit.. and shown her where everything goes when it's getting a good fettling..

 

[mrs bucket]

has he been topping your fluid levels up for you?

no he fiddled with a pipe n something squirted out

 

[ratty]

This sounds loike a really good day out... do you mind if a couple of us herts folks join you? (As long as the new baby doesn't mind).

I think there's still room. You better get yer names in quick though. BoomerV8 and Dorset VogueSE are the offacial unorganised organisers.

 

[ratty]

no he fiddled with a pipe n something squirted out

ooh er missus. I am surprised his pipe weren't rotted through the way he treats it.

 

[Sirus]

Dumb and Dumber

 

[Pikey]

Weren't my toobs I was fiddling with though was it???

 

[mrs bucket]

Dumb and Dumber

your what???????

 

[Pikey]

Ah fink he was referring to Boomer & DV

 

[BOOMER]

cant you fooking remember !!!!!!!
its what kris300tdi called yer!!!!!!!

Which was......?

 

[mrs bucket]

Weren't my toobs I was fiddling with though was it???

no they belong ta me

 

[ratty]

Weren't my toobs I was fiddling with though was it???

wuz it the UDDER ones?

 

[mrs bucket]

Ah fink he was referring to Boomer & DV

thats ok then!!!!

 

[ratty]

Which was......?

Eye-up Boomer.

Herts boyz wanna take up some space at the chippy.

 

[BOOMER]

no he fiddled with a pipe n something squirted out

Sounds like a leaky injector

 

[ratty]

Sounds like a leaky injector

I woulda said that but it wuz Mrs B's pipes that wuz doin the leaking not pikeys.

 

[BOOMER]

Eye-up Boomer.

Herts boyz wanna take up some space at the chippy.

Just got a PM.
Gonna tek a look.
BRB.