[yella]

ah reet

 

[yella]

coz everyone around me is a midget...i be 6'10" wif no shoes

i dint think your lot wore shoes, ive seen em kickin a ball on the telly barefoot

 

[mondo]

coz everyone around me sez im shaggin spoons...

 

[Bushtoy]

lol!!! nice wun mondo

 

[Bushtoy]

i dint think your lot wore shoes, ive seen em kickin a ball on the telly barefoot

we dont kick balls here, only kaffers.

 

[mondo]

lol!!! nice wun mondo

Thas wot yer wife sed !

She wer sick o Big black ones !

 

[yella]

thats a bit racist int it, ffs just cos theyre nickin all yer farms theres no need ter be like that, why cant yer just get on with em

 

[Bushtoy]

thats a bit racist int it, ffs just cos theyre nickin all yer farms theres no need ter be like that, why cant yer just get on with em

yer confusing us with zimbabwe there yella. we b ok here, just tha crime is ****in us good.

 

[Bushtoy]

thing is, these ****ers dont just steal yer car, they rape yer wife, torture ya kids while u watch, then kill the lot. im not racist, just hate the ****ers

 

[mondo]

yer confusing us with zimbabwe there yella. we b ok here, just tha spoons is ****in us good.

1

 

[mondo]

thing is, these ****ers dont just steal yer car, they rape yer wife, torture ya kids while u watch, then kill the lot. im not racist, just hate the ****ers

Wots yer address???

ill sent em round

 

[Bushtoy]

u hit tha nail on the head mondo

 

[Bushtoy]

address is at the end of the barrel of me 12 bore

 

[muddythelandy]

anyway it's not bulb. or globe.

it's lamp.

easy mistake to make.

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

anyway it's not bulb. or globe.

it's lamp.

easy mistake to make.

so, Muddy - wots the thing called, sittin on my table, which takes a lightbulb then - aint that a lamp?

 

[Sirus]

Thas a torch yer retard

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

not that one, ya numpty, - the one wiv a base and a sticky up bit and a pretty flowery cover on top.

 

[Sirus]

One of you sexual devices??

 

[muddythelandy]

I dinny make the name-of-electrical-device rules, but I think thats a "light-fitting, table standing", or indeed a "lit anal penetrator delux".

suppose ya'lso call em big metal things that carry electricity about the country "pylons" when any fool knows thems your "power towers".