[HybridGirl]

I just went to go to the supermarket to stock up on booze un me landy won't start. Yesterday I put perhaps a tincy bit too much veg oil in my tank which is what I presume the problem cud be. WTF do I do now to start it?! Gotta be at work at 7.30am..

 

[G-man]

drain the tank down abit and stuff summor doozel in i had that problem the other day either that of heat yer tank

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

yu aint gorra pre-heater then hb?

i reckon thats yo only option - pump some fool into a tank and replace wiv doozil.

 

[G-man]

thas wha i sid

 

[Sirus]

book a taxi???

 

[HybridGirl]

drain the tank down abit and stuff summor doozel in i had that problem the other day either that of heat yer tank

Thanks G.

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

thas wha i sid

i woz agreein wiv ya.

get one of these blurry quick too.

 

[HybridGirl]

yu aint gorra pre-heater then hb?

i reckon thats yo only option - pump some fool into a tank and replace wiv doozil.

Aye I got a pre-heater. I held the fooker in fer agis. No joy.

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

aint it sposed to be on all the time and juzz thermostatically switched?

 

[HybridGirl]

aint it sposed to be on all the time and juzz thermostatically switched?

I don't know! Am blonde!

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

will av a look sumtime. did yu fit it -or was it there already?

 

[G-man]

dya mean injin pre-heat hb loik glowing plugs, where you hold the key over before you start it?

 

[HybridGirl]

will av a look sumtime. did yu fit it -or was it there already?

Did I fit it?! Ha! HA! AHA! HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!! No me dear I dint fit it! Can yer 'No-Nails' em on??

It wer there already. Its a button unner the steering column you have ter hold in fer a few seconds. I held it in fer more like a few minutes.

 

[HybridGirl]

dya mean injin pre-heat hb loik glowing plugs, where you hold the key over before you start it?

YUS! Thass it!

 

[yella]

chuck half a can of ether down the air filter, it'll roar like an old lion

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

that dont sound like an svo heater then - i fink yu mita got it g-man

that aint no good to ya - yu deffo need to get an oil heater, HB, preferably auto thermo switching - like wot Si has bought.

 

[HybridGirl]

chuck half a can of ether down the air filter, it'll roar like an old lion

Woss 'ether'?

 

[G-man]

git sum sleazy start, thas how i sarted mine

 

[yella]

easystart, comes in a yellow can

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

Woss 'ether'?

fookin explosive - an it puts yu to sleep