[frankieboy]

Hi guys and gals

Well looking to get a land rover discovery for a bit of off roading and to take the mountain bikes to wales.

So as i'm new do i get the drinks in ?????

The bars open.

Right thats all for now but i'm sure i'll come up with some stupid newbie questions so be gentle on me lol.

cheers

 

[Cabbie]

GENTLE!!!??? Nobody on here knows the meaning of the word.
Welcome to t'forum.

 

[bustersbus]

welcome tae the mad hoose francis

 

[slob]

GENTLE!!!??? Nobody on here knows the meaning of the word.
Welcome to t'forum.

i do!!! it what yer are when yer get yer foreskin caught in yer zip

 

[Cabbie]

You'd better buy those posh jeans wiv buttons instead of those three quid Tesco jobbies.

 

[slob]

int gort tescos here and me jeans are 8euros from the farmers shop.
and as i never sed i caught mine in me zip, or indeed if i even had one! yer sirgestion is bollocks

 

[Cabbie]

Don't think anybody, not just you wants to get those bits stuck in a zip, or any othe piece of machinery.

 

[Archies]

Welcome Frankie

it feckin wrex gettin cort in zip, i did it wen i were a kid me muther ad to cut the zip wi pliers, still got the bloody scar.