[Optimus Prime]

Who gives a monkeys ? If ya don't like it, go somewhere else.

 

[landy10]

Im wi you wigleytuff, that cazkenny ladybloke thing got proper upset the other night...and just because i said the G word when referring to his freelander

 

[cashybai]

Tuffs,
I've toldya before;


1. wait till they post the silly questions.
2. rip their head off and sh*t down the hole.
3. wait till they bite then abuse em some more
4. enjoy the fun.


Don't attack em before they've posted, you get more mileage once they're hooked....

 

[Optimus Prime]

feelin bored, all the numpties are in bed with warm milk and num num blankies

 

[cashybai]

Im wi you wigleytuff, that cazkenny ladybloke thing got proper upset the other night...and just because i said the G word when referring to his freelander

Landy10, some of us have broad shoulders and can take it, besides;
1. bring it on.
2. tratter drivers are puffs anyway.

 

[Optimus Prime]

here we go........

 

[landy10]

I knew a bloke who sold massey tatters for a living and he drove a gaylander
It looked so out of place, a gaylander on a farm wi proper machinery, mud and puddles and stuff, think it only lasted till its first wash then it fell to bits

 

[Trewey]

tratter drivers are puffs anyway.

ooohhhhhh - a fireman being homophobic!
That'll be a £1000 fine, demotion and transfer to another station.
Just ask Brad999.

 

[cashybai]

Not at all Trew me old mucka, I have several highly esteemed colleagues of that persuasion, makes bugger all difference to me which way a person is sexually when me ass is in a sling. to quote the Collins english dictionary," puff; 18 'to praise with exaggerated empty words', and 1 'a short quick gust or emission as of wind, smoke,etc' "

Hope that makes it clear.

Bit calling the pot black when I refer to my own car as a 'gaylander' in me own siggy..

 

[Sirus]

Not at all Trew me old mucka, I have several highly esteemed colleagues of that persuasion, makes bugger all difference to me which way a person is sexually when me ass is in a sling. to quote the Collins english dictionary," puff; 18 'to praise with exaggerated empty words', and 1 'a short quick gust or emission as of wind, smoke,etc' "

Hope that makes it clear.

Bit calling the pot black when I refer to my own car as a 'gaylander' in me own siggy..

Snigger

 

[cashybai]

And whats wrong wiv that?

 

[Sirus]

Fruedian slip perchance????

 

[cashybai]

Ah balls, I'm biting now.You can have me teddy, I'm going home.

 

[Sirus]

Ah balls I'm biting now.

When in a hole stop digging

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

ooooer - and Cashew voted fur me .

 

[cashybai]

And another thing............Blow, I'm talking b*llocks again...


Hiya Hatters

 

[andytd4auto]

this forum aint offensive...

had a vw polo for a bit last year so went on club polo for some advice, tried to make a joke and was shot down in flames by knobheads with no sence of humour who were so full of them selves it was unreal!!

i personally like this forum and the way its run

 

[Sirus]

I like polo's. the extra strong uns are nice too

 

[burtonboy]

this forum aint offensive...

had a vw polo for a bit last year so went on club polo for some advice, tried to make a joke and was shot down in flames by knobheads with no sence of humour who were so full of them selves it was unreal!!

i personally like this forum and the way its run

aye- there's plenty of other landy forums out there that are all very polite & informative - but extremely BORING

this forum's more like going down the pub with your mates & havin a bit of a natter

but without the alchohol

.....or the crisps

.....or the good lookin barmaid with the big...

 

[landy10]

andytd4auto concerns me for 2 reasons, one more slightly worrying than the other
A. Name suggests a td 4 AUTO GAYLANDER
B. More worryingly is a pic of a hot orange mini cooper convertible as his avatar.

Is your taste in cars a bit wierd or is it just me?