No it int... callin' yerself 'paul' with a lower case 'p' is the first sign o' madness... I int in the pub becoz I've got a 7 month old kid and a Tdi 90 so I can't afford it and I got 6 litres o' Westons vintage cider from tescos fer a measly £14 (no ****in' bubbles and 7.3% ABV - so a feckin sight better'n that Strongbow ****e at the pub) sittin' next ter me.