porky niffer fergits these fings. . .tu say nuffink ov bein a dog stealer
yella makes muffin go mad [eze very protective of porky] as they is bestest pals. . . .Muffin telt me that yella int even a good colour un e finks topaz is er much nicer colour
yella makes muffin go mad [eze very protective of porky] as they is bestest pals. . . .
ye'r ,ya dunt wanna mess wiff muffin. . . .yer not wrong, I spied muffin deein his fookin nut tha other week when fookin YELLA, bold us brass, parks ees squeeky, beetun up ald tratter next ter Porky's luxury oot duwarr kenal...eeee pulled a fookin mental, stompin ees feet un screemin like sum blokey whoose trapped ees dinkle in er zipper. Tellin ya, it scared me!
ee. . .awww . . .eee awww gulp. . .baton hatches lev slitty alertere porky, ere porky i got this speshal alarm clock fur ya - look its all doggy choc - i know it ticks, Minge, its meant to![]()
wass tha smell?? it ain't nice.