[GRUNT]

Cats eyes. She'll find out we've bin talking about her an we'll be in trouble.

 

[aussielander]

your the one who called her a witch. is she a copper?

 

[Take5]

Aye, and a witch as well

 

[aussielander]

sounds like a lady not to cross or anger then

 

[Take5]

Nah, she's alright. Gives as good as she gets, well most of the time unless you're a solicitor

 

[Grippa]

Aye, she's got a magic truncheon & a cauldron full of pepper spray.

 

[aussielander]

but who like solicitors?

 

[Grippa]

No-one. I treat them with particular disdain at any given opportunity, which is fortunately fairly often!

 

[aussielander]

No-one. I treat them with particular disdain at any given opportunity, which is fortunately fairly often!

How so??

 

[Grippa]

I just get opportunities to give them a bashing in some of the stuff I do...............& no, I ain't Plod!

 

[aussielander]

Judge?

 

[Sirus]

I just get opportunities to give them a bashing in some of the stuff I do...............& no, I ain't Plod!

Strange that you look like one

 

[aussielander]

sound like one too

 

[Grippa]

Feck orf the pair of you! Sirus, I look like Plod?!?! Deeply offended!

Nah, I work in housing, but I do get to bash a few briefs in Court and push Solicitors around. They're all used to dealing with people with no knowledge of the law so can say what they want even if it's bull****. It's sort of my hobby, winding up & verbally beating solicitors, slimy little ****s.

 

[Sirus]

Feck orf the pair of you! Sirus, I look like Plod?!?! Deeply offended!

Well one of them deep undercover homeless bum types

 

[Grippa]

Ha ha. Quite like that!