[Northern Irelander]

Well as the title suggests, somewhere for the tratter boys to hang out when they come to spam....sorry, admire our Freelander section

Todays menu............................................


SPAM sandwiches

SPAM and toast

SPAM and eggs





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[The Mad Hat Man]

Accy wont be pleased!

 

[The Kergan]

Well as the title suggests, somewhere for the tratter boys to hang out when they come to spam....sorry, admire our Freelander section

Todays menu............................................


SPAM sandwiches

SPAM and toast

SPAM and eggs





For those of you outside UK and dont see British telly, see below

Free Summer Wine Downloads on the Summer Wine Website

Do you do spam milkshakes?

 

[Trewey]

Well as the title suggests, somewhere for the tratter boys to hang out when they come to spam....sorry, admire our Freelander section

Todays menu............................................


SPAM sandwiches

SPAM and toast

SPAM and eggs

Don't tell us...........
toast and eggs are off...........

 

[bustersbus]

spaam-- spam-- spaam-- spam
Aye, anither great invention of the septics

 

[Ivor Deenie.]

I have heard thev had hgf. heated grill failure!!

 

[ming]

ayup new cafe, looks good, er greasy spoon pleeze ,erm nora . . . . .

 

[Leviathan]

Fookin tratter boys, they are all closet Gaylanders anyway...just make em a viewing gallery ta stand in un admire oower machines.

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

Lev - yu is one sick bastid!

 

[Leviathan]

Lev - yu is one sick bastid!

Mmmmmmm - Lunch

 

[Cat's Eyes]

Can I get a cup of tea in here?? Or is it just for Tracta owners??

 

[Take5]

*BUUURRRRRRPPP*

Oops, giz a fry up with extra black pudding and a lovely chipped mug of frothy coffee. Not the same since the A1 was made motorway and me fave truckstop disappeared...

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

ere folks - as this is a Tratta caff - I just commissioned a mural outside - yu shd see it - i fink it sums up Tratta philosophy.

 

[Take5]

Ooh, yer puttin me orf me beans. More toast please waitress *slapping arse as she walks past*

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

do yu like ya arse bein slapped then "5"?

 

[Leviathan]

Def a tratter cafe - open 5 mins un already smutty talk un arse slappin

 

[Take5]

do yu like ya arse bein slapped then "5"?

Depends who's doing the slappin

 

[Cat's Eyes]

Think I'll go get me tea somewhere else

 

[Northern Irelander]

Ooh, yer puttin me orf me beans. More toast please waitress *slapping arse as she walks past*

Dont forget this is Nora Batty we are talking about.......

Laddered tights, hair in rollers.... well if thats your thing

 

[Northern Irelander]

Think I'll go get me tea somewhere else

Cup of Rosey Lea please Nora for the lady.