[slob]

oh! and have you bin ejaculated against foreign bugs and germans

 

[GRUNT]

Oh aye sarnies. I'll tek a couple of pasties. Wot language do they speak down there. Will I need a Yarksheer/Southern Pufta dictionary thing.

 

[GRUNT]

Think I'll be ejaculated as soon as I get in the gaylander.

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

he needs yu to fix is vcu

 

[slob]

take water, what every you do dint drink the water and be carful cos sometimes they call the local water.. beer

 

[Sirus]

take water, what every you do dint drink the water and be carful cos sometimes they call the local water.. beer

Definatly dont drink the Bathams water. Its ours

 

[mondo]

will there be owt else I need ?

Aye!
yer bus fare back seein as were tekin the hippo

 

[GRUNT]

You in the AA?

 

[Sirus]

Aye!
yer bus fare back seein as were tekin the hippo

Dunt be leavin him down here. We haz standards

 

[GRUNT]

I'll give you standards I've polished me bestest wellies I'll have you know.

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

yu still aint allowed this far south.

 

[Sirus]

I'll give you standards I've polished me bestest wellies I'll have you know.

I hope you aint rubbed off the L and R's

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

wot fur - left and right?

 

[Sirus]

wot fur - left and right?

What you got em too

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

ere Grunt - yu takin ya pigs fur a day out too?

 

[Sirus]

ere Grunt - yu takin ya pigs fur a day out too?

Only sliced thinly with brown sauce on thick sliced bread

 

[CharlesY]

Is it not the ejection port for the Landy bits that fall off?

 

[Sirus]

I have notified the border guards of you impending visit. Necessary force has been authorised

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

Are you there yet?

 

[Sirus]

Are you there yet?

LOL

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