[slob]

big kev's vehicle

 

[Take5]

Ah Monsieur Slob avec un nouveau chappeau - suits you mate

 

[Gareth Coe]

He's got his sandwich au fromage under it

 

[pos]

FFS Heidi

 

[Gareth Coe]

FFS Heidi

You're learning!

 

[slob]

ffs heidi !!! dint say that

 

[Gareth Coe]

Well, gotta hand it to 'im: only 85 posts and he's already worked-out the secret password.

 

[slob]

aye but has he worked out the secret handshake?

 

[pos]

True!

I've not been around long but I'm getting used to it. Sinse I joined I have found that I can't take any one or their suggestions seriously anymore, I am now spending at least an hour a day straining my eyes looking at and reading through parts of the site which don't really even interest me, and my inbox has been flooded with hundreds and thousands of junk emails regarding new posts in topics that I'm subscribed to.

I do love y'all though

p.s. I'm picking her up tomorrow (so un-frickin-believebly-bloody-excited-ing-jizz !!!)

 

[Adz]

(so un-frickin-believebly-bloody-excited-ing-jizz !!!)

Grunt! Can pos borrer yer box of tissues? I fink he's 'had a little accident'

 

[GRUNT]

Course he can there behind the headboard.

And I do believe the sound on the vid is rooks not crows. Cos if you listen carefully you'll hear more than one. And as everyone knows if you hear a rook it's a crow and if you hear some crows they're rooks.

D'yer know one of my favourite pubs is "The Mines Tavern" in Laxey in the Isle of Man. It's alongside the tramway up to Sneafell and if you get yourself sat under the trees in the beer garden with a pint of Guinness and a fag you can listen to the bikes coming through the village VROOM VROOM, the trams ringing their bells DING DING, and the rooks in the trees COR COR. And all it take is the sound of rooks COR CORing to mentally transport me to the Mines Tavern in Laxey in the Isle of Man.

 

[Desiderata]

I'd suggest going there because it sounds like you need the break

 

[GRUNT]

I'm a teapot.

 

[slob]

short and fat
don't listen to that guy
cos he's a ****

 

[Desiderata]

Thats poetry , you obviously have hidden depth's.

 

[Pikey]

Thats poetry , you obviously have hidden depth's.

Aye well hidden.

 

[slob]

would some one please enlightens us as to what a 'hidden depth' is?

 

[pos]

I believe it's an old, old wooden ship

 

[slob]

I believe it's an old, old wooden ship

you sure you dunt mean 'a load of old ship'

 

[pos]

I am certain I didn't mean that