[Mark L]

OI, no virgin here and you forgot body of a god

Your chat up lines certainly won't work on me, nipper...

 

[Devs90]

I'm happy to add a portion of chips and make it a threesome.

Owt will do haha

 

[ratty]

cake is cake:tea:

I can tell you aint sampled my missus's cooking.

 

[fanatic]

Talking of tech help..... hows your landy coming on?

Bristol and west is only 4 months off



I'd be happy to let you make me tiffin or lemon drizzle cake.

Ok

 

[Devs90]

OI, no virgin here and you forgot body of a god

Sheep and ur hand don't count :look:

 

[Turboman]

OI, no virgin here and you forgot body of a god

Body of a god! Shame its Buddha

 

[Mark L]

Sheep and ur hand don't count :look:

:lol:

 

[TD5power]

Yeah, atlas, ya fat b****d.

Atlas, I'll take that one as a compliment as he was the geezer that held up the world

 

[ratty]

Atlas, I'll take that one as a compliment as he was the geezer that held up the world

fecking slow coach

 

[TD5power]

Your chat up lines certainly won't work on me, nipper...

Nipper, ain't head that in a long time

 

[TD5power]

Why do I feel like I'm being bullied here? Bastids!

 

[TD5power]

fecking slow coach

Give me a break I have had a long day of sleeping through poetry lectures in Nottingham!

 

[Mark L]

Nipper, ain't head that in a long time

I can see how a week seems a long time at your age...

 

[TD5power]

Sheep and ur hand don't count :look:

Even with sheep, more pussy than you how's that wing doing on eBay?

 

[Devs90]

Even with sheep, more pussy than you how's that wing doing on eBay?

W**k

 

[shotgun0589]

If its a smart phone there may be an app available
"freelander dash phone eject for female's" or similar??

 

[TD5power]

W**k

Right, I'll talk to you when you have finished your private business then

 

[Soloby Rob]

Why do I feel like I'm being bullied here? Bastids!

A pretentious cock maybe.

 

[TD5power]

If its a smart phone there may be an app available
"freelander dash phone eject for female's" or similar??

If it was a smart phone it would have got itself in there in the first place, its now a stupid phone

 

[barmatt]

has the op said where she is located? maybe someone can pop round and help her out?

cba reading the whole fred to find out