[fanatic]

what a heap of ****, it's a gaylander diesel slug.
really do not see the attraction.

 

[johnny curt 1]

what a heap of ****, it's a gaylander diesel slug.
really do not see the attraction.

your not going into business as a mobile hairdresser are yer

 

[thought it was mine!]

no rent boy one thinks1.8 are for hairdressers

 

[juiceyv8]

I feel for you Fan.....People who go to jail should be forced to sit in them....for 3hours a day.

 

[fanatic]

I'm looking for feature and benefit of it and so far I have come up with the words
fake
toy
crap

Slow noisy and crap off road

 

[juiceyv8]

This will make you feel better Fan

 

[johnny curt 1]

I'm looking for feature and benefit of it and so far I have come up with the words
fake
toy
crap

Slow noisy and crap off road

hows bout the words

plastic

immitation

inadequate

pathetic

 

[blue beasty]

This will make you feel better Fan

swot happens if you hit a kerb

 

[fanatic]

coupled with the plus side open fire lit for us and Yorkshire terrier rat sitting next to me-hasn't tried to bite me yet

 

[fanatic]

rat

 

[Bonkers]

what a heap of ****, it's a gaylander diesel slug.
really do not see the attraction.

FFS then get a real Land Rover then. One of those tractor thingies.

The gaylander is just for us folk who have no money, no idea of what a real LR is and who like pootling about town in a fake LR.

The disco is for the above with an extra 50p in his door pocket.

The RR for the bloke who frankly dont give a **** as hes really rather rich.

The rest are tractors.

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

FFS then get a real Land Rover then. One of those tractor thingies.

The gaylander is just for us folk who have no money, no idea of what a real LR is and who like pootling about town in a fake LR.

The disco is for the above with an extra 50p in his door pocket.

The RR for the bloke who frankly dont give a **** as hes really rather rich.

The rest are tractors.

*** snigger ***

 

[fanatic]

You can stop laughing it is NOT mine thankfully-off to collect them in little while in the shed

 

[johnny curt 1]

FFS then get a real Land Rover then. One of those tractor thingies.

The gaylander is just for us folk who have no money, no idea of what a real LR is and who like pootling about town in a fake LR.

The disco is for the above with an extra 50p in his door pocket.

The RR for the bloke who frankly dont give a **** as hes really rather rich.

The rest are tractors.

and heres me the slitty drivin tratter boy

 

[Bonkers]

and heres me the slitty drivin tratter boy

Yer live in Manc Land. Dont matter what yer drive is probably stolen, cut n shut, or next featured on road cops etc

 

[johnny curt 1]

Yer live in Manc Land. Dont matter what yer drive is probably stolen, cut n shut, or next featured on road cops etc

my motors aint dodgy contradictory to popular belief there are a lot of legit motors round here

and anyway your just jealous coz your town dint gerra 1 hour special on roadwars while some little toerag gave the coppers a reet run for their money in a mk 2 mondeo versus the pigs in a volvo v40 cruiser

 

[Hippo]

Fanatic's normally quite helpful over on the Freelander forum. Spends a lot of time over there too. Now he's driving a Freelander. Regardless of it being someone else's, he could have said no. But he didn't.

Have fun Fanatic. Enjoy the additional benefits of temporay Freelander ownership. Turn on the radio and the heater.

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

yu forgot the heated seats

and wipers wot work

 

[Hippo]

It's those everyday things Freelander owners take for granted. Oh how the other half struggle to live...

 

[fanatic]

well the doors didn't fall off and I slipped into my own transport for journey home. driven both diesel gaylanders and the td4 definately less tractor ish of the two diesels.

still nice to lock it up and hand keys back.