Recent content by ozzy57

Brace yourself for some abuse. Search the "three amigos". It's been done to death.

In a snow bank, near someones open garage, in what is obviously a cold part of the country country. Did no one have a shovel? Surely it would have been easier/cheaper (in the long run) to dig it out.

Drove into the back of some Doris and smashed the front of disco :mad::mad::mad::mad:

Probably trying to work out where to pour the EKA in.

New battery in key fob?

Had a 2cv that used to eat coils. I put a piece of rubber mat underneath it. Cured the problem which appeared to be vibration.

Lightfoots in Crowthorne. As long as you aint got a diesel, cuz the owner is too tight to get the emissions kit for'em. Tell'em ozzy sent ya, that'll really annoy them.

I'll see your £20.00 and raise you two pork pies and a jar of pickle.

That'll come in useful, as I've lost the instructions that came with mine.

I'm going to be doing mine in the near future (D2 td5). On looking at it, I have one question. Where does the vacuum pipe on top of the EGR go when the EGR goes (I am only assuming it's a vacuum pipe) ?

I've got an ex anyone can have. If the rumours are true.

A bit of T-cut, it'll be fine.

I've always used Ski's in North Camp. Knows what he's doing, and guaranteed a straight test.

Still waiting on the result from Guiness. But over £14,000 raised from the weekend, not a bad result.

Mine struggles with the dishes. Never, ever am I going to let her near a spanner!