Ainsley weren't there so double cooked brekfust for me. Will make up fer not avvin lunch today. Eye rarely have a cooked brekfust so it will be ok. Wuk has paid.

Needed to use me sat nav today. Tis 18 years old bureye still likes it. Fergottid the password. Eye were tinkering wivvit burrit wouldn't accept me guesses. So while driving eye started guessing. Kind of fort eye knew the first two numbers but they could have been any of a few pairs. Gorrit int...

Eye is having brekfust wiv Ainsley morra.

Ah dint see the name. Eye will delete it. Can you do the same. Ta. :(

That fing can do it faster tgan we can. Iffit it had a faster moving robot arm it would beat hoomans. Even the ones that do it is speed tests.

Tis a big nooker table deleted because of the name

If yer dun't have medical history of them hurting then the only pain yer suffering appeared after the crash. Tis betterer that way.

Hide the reg plate or delete the pics in case google grabs em and makes em searchables.

Eye likes programming fings. This has gottid me wondering how eye would go about programming this. It scans the colours and wuks oot what twists will solve it.

Clever

Tratters racing. Propper ones. Not the fake ones you lot av.

Ovo are putting me bill up to 92 sovs per month from 60. Ses eye need to save up fer next winter.

Watered me plants from me water butts. 3 pink and 1 white loopin appearing. Need to get me some saucers for them. Fed me squirrel. Pulled a few weeds oot me drive. Lots more to do. Ants are back digging oot me sand. Grasss issa foot long. Nettles eye pulled oot kast year are back. At least the...