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the hooded claw

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Ok Popped out this afto in the Mrs's Car went up to the beach to walk the dog ... A great time was had by all!!!!

got home at 4:20 parked car in drive & went in fer a brew .....Came out at 4:45 to pick me old mum up & some C11NT has smashed the back winscreen of the car & robbed the Fooking Boot !!!!!!

Sat Nav, Binoculars, all the dogs stuff (leads, bowls, spare collars) & my Socket set !!!


I just Fookin GIVE IN here .....
 
its a Dude on a BIKE apprently!!!! ... (as I said to Luke .....) My reaction was ....."WELL GO ARREST THE C!!NT THEN"........... OH NO!!! they'd rather sit in a Fookin Bush wiv a speed gun & give me a 60 Quid fine fer doin 34 in a 30 limit!!!!!!

Hes "In the frame " for 8 other identical jobs .......(because he has a "Habit to feed") ....

He'd have a Fookin Habit if I get me hands on him The Habit of pullin his fookin bike out of HIS ARSE!!!!! (Complete with a drailer 10 speed COG) preferably inserted SIDEWAYS!!!!
 
Bad **** that, do you have windscreen cover on your insurance-I know it doesn't make it right or better. But it will be cheaper
 
You lot are gonna HOWL at this.............PLOD just called round with some info .....

I actually (Sorta) KNOW this guy ...... The poor C!!NT only has one leg!!!! ...I used to fall about laughin at him ridin his bike ( i Just cannot fer the life of me work out how the fook he stays upright & Peddles with one foot!!!!)... he had an accident years ago with a JCB & it chopped off his left leg .... he got hooked on painkillers & then moved on to Heroin!!!...

He was actually arrested last week fer robbin (Or TRYIN to rob) the fookin Pawn Shop in Fleetwood

Men foil shop armed raider - Fleetwood Today

The Shop owner "Refused to press Charges" COZ HE WAS "DISABLED" ....FFS!!!!!
 
You lot are gonna HOWL at this.............PLOD just called round with some info .....

I actually (Sorta) KNOW this guy ...... The poor C!!NT only has one leg!!!! ...I used to fall about laughin at him ridin his bike ( i Just cannot fer the life of me work out how the fook he stays upright & Peddles with one foot!!!!)... he had an accident years ago with a JCB & it chopped off his left leg .... he got hooked on painkillers & then moved on to Heroin!!!...

He was actually arrested last week fer robbin (Or TRYIN to rob) the fookin Pawn Shop in Fleetwood

Men foil shop armed raider - Fleetwood Today

The Shop owner "Refused to press Charges" COZ HE WAS "DISABLED" ....FFS!!!!!


Dont take offence to this but what your saying is that the Hooded claw has been hoodwinked by the one legged cycle bandit.

I hope the fooker gets picked up soon and if your lucky you might see some of your gear again.
 
Your not having the best of luck at the moment mate. He'll possibly be arrested given a caution and a bottle or Methedone, after all he does have a habit to feed. Wonder what would happen if you were caught servicing your habit by robbing a tobacconists, would they give you a caution and 200 B&H?
 
remember claw... some people are only alive coz its illegal to shot them....but if you dont get caught whos gonna know .

fookin scumbags
 
What a complet wan@er if you get hold of him do what you think is best, scumbag!!!

I am sorry this has happend to you though Keith.
 
What a complet wan@er if you get hold of him do what you think is best, scumbag!!!

I am sorry this has happend to you though Keith.

Matt,

I have now reach the conclusion that some "Higher Being" don't like the fookin look of me mate

I see myself sitting at the bottom of this BIG DEEP WELL & theres a rope ladder hangin down ... So I start to climb ....& Climb ...& Climb & eventually I reach the top....I sling one hand out to finally pull myself out






















And this Fookin great Stileto heel stamps on me hand & I fall back to the bottom again ......

THEN...........

I see myself sitting at the bottom of this BIG DEEP WELL & theres a rope ladder hangin down ... So I start to climb ....& Climb ...& Climb & eventually I reach the top....I sling one hand out to finally pull myself out

And this Fookin great Stileto heel stamps on me hand & I fall back to the bottom again ......


THEN...........


& so it goes ......ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON



Eventually... I realise I will NEVER climb out of this well ..... & I sit down to await my fate !!!!!!!...............UTTERLY DEFEATED
 
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