useless tips!!

If you have a fbh and are fed up with poor fuel economy in winter, - leave heeater setting on cold when leaving car - it wont fire up and prime itself when you park up.
If you run out of screen wash fluid try a long left hander while pulling screen wash lever - hey presto another 2 gallons become available!

fbh,, im still waiting for a cold day to try this out

any more usless tips anyone

john t said:

fbh,, im still waiting for a cold day to try this out

any more usless tips anyone

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if on a long drive an yer mutt gits all thirsty un yer forgot his water . . . .open up the cubby fing in back er motor . . .always loads er water in thur. . . . .ming tip special

hey ming, have you noticed LR made the jack and wheel brace container very waterproof,,,at least they got that right

almost as if they knew..........

Optimus Prime said:

almost as if they knew..........

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i bet they did!

its a shame they never thought of fitting a level gauge to let you know when its full

If your locking fob doesnt operate- (too far away/wrong angle/obstructions) try holding it on your nose while pressing button. (main lr dealer salesman told me this- thought he was pulling my plonker but amazingly does work

bikerguy34 said:

If your locking fob doesnt operate- (too far away/wrong angle/obstructions) try holding it on your nose while pressing button. (main lr dealer salesman told me this- thought he was pulling my plonker but amazingly does work

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now you are taking the ****

john t said:

now you are taking the ****

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This really does work johnt. It has something to do with the electro somethings in your body which can send a stronger signal further. Wierd!

Nick

nick,,,,i cant wait to try this one now

bikerguy,,,have you got any more little gems like this ,

john t said:

now you are taking the ****

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I thought that as well until this morning, car was across the street, pressed the button couple of times..nothing...held it to me nose one press hey presto...

wife thought i was taking the **** too... but it works...

Works with all RF type remotes. Scrub that. Every one I've tried at least

I saw Clarkson do the remote fob thing on top gear it works

edge said:

I saw Clarkson do the remote fob thing on top gear it works

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PORKY AS GOT THE FOB STUCK UP IS NOSE NOW!!!!!!!

bikerguy34 said:

If your locking fob doesnt operate- (too far away/wrong angle/obstructions) try holding it on your nose while pressing button. (main lr dealer salesman told me this- thought he was pulling my plonker but amazingly does work

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this also works when the battery in the locking fob is low of power

Doubles the range & it does work. You dunt have ter stick it against yer nose though. Holding it against the side of your head or under your chin will work & you'll look marginally less stupid.

so yer sayin holdin yer remote fob under yer chin meks yer look less stupid than holdin it on yer nose ??

Grippa said:

Doubles the range & it does work. You dunt have ter stick it against yer nose though. Holding it against the side of your head or under your chin will work & you'll look marginally less stupid.

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it does work, but only if u got an empty space or vaccuum between yer ears....kinda amplifies and concentrates the signal

Bushtoy said:

it does work, but only if u got an empty space or vaccuum between yer ears

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A lot o folks on er gonna be able to unlock there hippo from a different county never mind across the street....then