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You used to be able to buy a trip wire alarm that used a 12 bore shotgun blank. Then you follow the trail of sh*t to catch the perp.:D:D:D

A live round would be better. The **** trail will soon run out, but as the average thief has eight pints of blood that trail would last longer. :D:D:D
 
Mine is not parked on the street, I could take a perp out before he/she got to the gates of the drive with one of my licenced weapons but guess who would end up in court:rolleyes:

dead men tell no tales
that said i used to know a lad that had a pair of hand cuffs welded to a chain and he told my that if he ever caught anyone trying to nick his car, he would "cuff them to the back of the car and drive them at high speed to the hospital"
he was a funking nutter so he probably would have too:eek:
 
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Talking of chains, one of our members was up on the shoot and saw two cars that he didn't recognise so he chained their back bumpers together. As it happened they were not poaching but stealing Christmas trees! He let off both barrels (not at them) and did they run. Guess what they left behind when they drove off:D:D
 
Talking of chains, one of our members was up on the shoot and saw two cars that he didn't recognise so he chained their back bumpers together. As it happened they were not poaching but stealing Christmas trees! He let off both barrels (not at them) and did they run. Guess what they left behind when they drove off:D:D
A rancid odour?:confused::p
 
Knew a fella yonks ago who had a lovely Bitch German Shepherd, but it used to attract a fair bit of attention when ' in season ', he had heard somewhere it was good idea t remove the lead shot from cartridges and refill with rock salt pellets. The intention was to fire at any persistent dogs sniffing around... he did not realise that if you left the cartridges outside on your bedroom windosill they would absorb moisture,,, he let one dog have it on its arris one damp night, unfortunately the salt had amalgamated into a solid bullet and it literally blew its tail off... he lost his gun licence and narrowly escaped jail... but the dog never came back so it worked LOL
 
Knew a fella yonks ago who had a lovely Bitch German Shepherd, but it used to attract a fair bit of attention when ' in season ', he had heard somewhere it was good idea t remove the lead shot from cartridges and refill with rock salt pellets. The intention was to fire at any persistent dogs sniffing around... he did not realise that if you left the cartridges outside on your bedroom windosill they would absorb moisture,,, he let one dog have it on its arris one damp night, unfortunately the salt had amalgamated into a solid bullet and it literally blew its tail off... he lost his gun licence and narrowly escaped jail... but the dog never came back so it worked LOL
Good one!! used to pour hot wax into opened cartridges and fire them from my magnum at squirrel dreys. They used to do some damage:)
 
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