Stolen Land Rover Freelander from Bridport (Dorset) area W508 PBN

Nigel-S said:

Recieved this text from Dorset Police this morning (20/11/2014);

A red Land Rover Freelander registration W508 PBN was stolen from a farm between Broadwindsor and Drimpton overnight from Tuesday 18th to Wednesday 19th November. It has since been seen parked up in the Crock Lane area of Bridport, as well as being seen in suspicious circumstances in the Symondsbury area. If you see this vehicle please call 999 immediately quoting crime refence number 4851. Dorset Police.

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vilguy said:

The theif obviously didnt realise what they were nicking in the dark and when it got light dumped it before anyone saw their face

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Nigel-S said:

UPDATE FROMM WESSEX FM RADIO

Stolen Land Rover Recovered After Crime Spree

12:29pm 1st December 2014

The Fashion Police have arrested two blind people after a stolen Land Rover Freelander was spotted at Dorchester Train Station last night parked in the "eh eh eeeehhh" bay. The member of public is recieving counselling.

The vehicle was mistakenly taken from an address in Beaminster last week.

Bridport Police say since then it's been used in a number of criminal activities such as being seen in public, dogging and generally un gentlemanly behaviour.

The Police put an appeal out to the public to avert their eyes but it wasnt recieved by all a number of people have sincescratched out their eyes trying to get rid of the indecent image portrayed by the activities within.

Police intended to retrieve DNA samples from the vehicle interior, unfortunately there were so many "samples" that it was not known who had done who.

Two people (mincers) are currently helping Police with their enquiries at Weymouth Police station and being bummed in the toilets.

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Nigel-S said:

UPDATE FROMM WESSEX FM RADIO

Stolen Land Rover Recovered After Crime Spree

12:29pm 1st December 2014

Police have arrested two Gays after a stolen Land Rover gaylander was spotted at Dorchester Train Station last night.

The vehicle was taken from an address in Beaminster last week,the owner was ecstatic the heap of **** was nicked

Bridport Police say since then it's been used in a number of criminal activities including dogging

The Police put an appeal out to the public and received a number of sightings.

Two gay people are currently helping Police with their enquiries at Weymouth Police station,this may involve ky jelly and truncheons

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THEengineer said:

edited for accuracy

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Hippo said:

It's strange how you tratterers are picking on fellow land rover owners when sadly their Freelander is stolen. Shame on you.

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Hippo said:

It's strange how you tratterers are picking on fellow land rover owners when sadly their Freelander is stolen. Shame on you.

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teddywood1 said:

I agree plus the thieves must have had the keys unlike the tratters cars we have security

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Hippo said:

Weren't that long ago you could start a jcb with a bent nail. Bit like a tratter.

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blackstrat said:

I used to start my JCB with a cheese knife..

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Hippo said:

It's amazing to think peeps knew plant machinery was so easy to start. Bit like knowing transits didn't have alarms for years so the contents were easy pickings. Same with tratters sadly. It's a shame LR didn't spot that years ago.

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THEengineer said:

modern transits are easy to break into annorl,anyone on here that has one google loom guards

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mike07986 said:

who did they nick louie spence and matt lucus ????

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Hippo said:

Weren't that long ago you could start a jcb with a bent nail. Bit like a tratter.

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