Sex Insurance

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Dewin

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Are you insured for sex?? The correct insurance companies are... Sex with your wife - legal and general.... Sex on the telephone - direct line.... Sex with your partner - standard life.... Sex with a transvestite - confused.com.... Sex with some one different - go compare.... Sex with a fat bird - more than.... Sex on the back seat of a car - sheilas wheels.... Sex with a posh bird - privileged.




Just got this on FB and thought it was quite amusing:)
 
Brilliant that is ,but im with autonet so not sure what it says about me then ? and oddie keep ur gob shut !!!!!
 
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