Mrs Bucket help Girl/Landy problem

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The girlie girl with real girlie bits wants to go out grinlanning again with me (I know i cant believe it either) problem is Mrs B she wants to go in daylight on Friday, she will see what I look like, aarrrgh:( I make John Seargent look gorgeous. Help what do I do???????????????????:crazy:
 
she must of got a look at ya last time, you have obviously made a bit of an impresion on her.......well done you....... just be you, lasses hate a cocky show off, and ya dont seam like one of them...










take a comdom just in case!!!!!!
good luck..xx
 
The girlie girl with real girlie bits wants to go out grinlanning again with me (I know i cant believe it either) problem is Mrs B she wants to go in daylight on Friday, she will see what I look like, aarrrgh:( I make John Seargent look gorgeous. Help what do I do???????????????????:crazy:


A bag on ya head!!!:behindsofa:
 
Try the Australian chat-up approach....

"I say Sheila, do you ****?"
"I sure do now, you smooth talking bastard!"


OR

Do you **** on first dates,
Does your dad own a brewery,
Can i feel your tits,
Or you will you show them to me.

OR

You could always buy her flowers and be realy charming.:kiss:
 
What kind of bag she's really, really fashionable and how do I broke the subject subtle or just go for it:rolleyes:
if shi dont like ya boat take er down the pub get er rate dieseled up,and if ya lucky yul be on a primise.if that dont work,ask er if she's got an ugly mate n try un **** er instead!
 
OR

Do you **** on first dates,
Does your dad own a brewery,
Can i feel your tits,
Or you will you show them to me.

OR

You could always buy her flowers and be realy charming.:kiss:

Bloody hell I never want to double date with you (unless you have the ugly one);) Is it all right just to knick the flowers:D :D
 
Well thats it then said i reminded her of a film star, uncle fester off the adams family, suppose they will be another along in ten years or so:( :( :( :( :(
 
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