!!!!!Monkey wrench available in Kernow!!!!!

Oddie · Jan 18, 2011

I've managed to get my hands on a very sought after monkey wrench which i will gladly share with all my chums on landyzone for a fee. Just let me know and i'll arrange for it to be sent to you for a fee. It's a really good one and can be really helpful if you need to round off any nuts or anything for a fee.

I'm bored of this now.

b20wnx · Jan 18, 2011

had the cheque wrote out but misread thought you said MONKEY WENCH

Oddie · Jan 18, 2011

I'm getting one of those next week. Don't tear up the cheque just yet!

buckshot · Jan 18, 2011

Oddie said:
I've managed to get my hands on a very sought after monkey wrench which i will gladly share with all my chums on landyzone for a fee. Just let me know and i'll arrange for it to be sent to you for a fee. It's a really good one and can be really helpful if you need to round off any nuts or anything for a fee.

I'm bored of this now.

dont need any fookin help doin that can manage quite well enough wiv me spanners and sockets TY

Oddie · Jan 18, 2011

buckshot said:
dont need any fookin help doin that can manage quite well enough wiv me spanners and sockets TY

Once yer sockets have done the nuts in you will need my wrench!

Kernow nige · Jan 18, 2011

Oddie said:
I've managed to get my hands on a very sought after monkey wrench which i will gladly share with all my chums on landyzone for a fee. Just let me know and i'll arrange for it to be sent to you for a fee. It's a really good one and can be really helpful if you need to round off any nuts or anything for a fee.

I'm bored of this now.

great....will it fit a honda?

Oddie · Jan 18, 2011

Kernow nige said:
great....will it fit a honda?

It will break a honda i'm afraid!

Kernow nige · Jan 18, 2011

Oddie said:
It will break a honda i'm afraid!

:doh: dunt be afraid it's not yours

Oddie · Jan 18, 2011

Kernow nige said:
:doh: dunt be afraid it's not yours

I can be afraid for a small fee if you want.

[JP] · Jan 18, 2011

Oddie said:
I can be afraid for a small fee if you want.

pmsl..!

ratty · Jan 18, 2011

Before handing over my hard earned wonga I'd just like to make sure that it is the right type of wrench for my monkey. He's a northern monkey. Will he be able to use it ok or do I need to rent one that's less complicated for him?

Oddie · Jan 18, 2011

***NOT compatible with northern monkeys***

No northern pooftahs - This will only wrench the straight population (100%) south of Birmingham.

*minty* · Jan 18, 2011

Oddie said:
***NOT compatible with northern monkeys***

No northern pooftahs - This will only wrench the straight population (100%) south of Birmingham.

straight... south

ya reckon

Oddie · Jan 18, 2011

*minty* said:
straight... south ya reckon

In my experience. (yer int gay if yer dunt kiss em whilst doin em doggy, are ya?)

*minty* · Jan 18, 2011

Oddie said:
In my experience. (yer int gay if yer dunt kiss em whilst doin em doggy, are ya?)

dunno....but contrary to bobs beliefs im straight and im up north

fanatic · Jan 18, 2011

*minty* said:
dunno....but contrary to bobs beliefs im straight and im up north

mouthful

Oddie · Jan 18, 2011

*minty* said:
dunno....but contrary to bobs beliefs im straight and im up north

Where Bob is "straight" means "not related to" - that's a bit different!

*minty* · Jan 18, 2011

Oddie said:
Where Bob is "straight" means "not related to" - that's a bit different!

ah so he thinks im shaggin me brother...:doh:

Oddie · Jan 18, 2011

*minty* said:
ah so he thinks im shaggin me brother...:doh:

Only if your brother (tracey at weekends) is also your father and your uncle all at the same time

*minty* · Jan 18, 2011

Oddie said:
Only if your brother (tracey at weekends) is also your father and your uncle all at the same time

Noooooooo.... it cant be its not true... tell me its not true

I dont have a brother

!!!!!Monkey wrench available in Kernow!!!!!

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