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barndoor

barndoor

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Recently fitted a magnet to the in line fuel pipe anybody else ever tryed one with any results worth mentioning
Some say they are great others laugh...cheers
 
is this one of those gizzmos that uses 'the force' and changes fuel at a molecular level and converts a 300tdi into a wharp drive pulse engine ?
 
aston108 said:
is this one of those gizzmos that uses 'the force' and changes fuel at a molecular level and converts a 300tdi into a wharp drive pulse engine ?
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No... it's a magnet and doesn't do anything.
 
Actually... I'll correct that... it does do something... it makes you look like a cock when you ask questions about it on an open forum.

But apart from that...
 
What it does is infact very helpfull and if the sellers of such devices exploited it to the full I'm sure they would sell at least 3 more.

Lets say for instance your bleeding the fuel system on a vehicle without said magnet, its a rainy day and your knee deep in mud, you drop your spanner..............splosh............. yes thats right the spanner is in the mud and you have to spend the next half an hour digging in a time team style in order to recover it.................

Now the same job on a vehicle equiped with the magical magnetic device, you drop your spanner and...................clunk....................its instantly caught by the magnet making retreval a doddle.

Now I bet you wish you had one.

The conversion of a 300 tdi to a warp drive is really only a secondary feature.

Regards
mark
 
Adz said:
Actually... I'll correct that... it does do something... it makes you look like a cock when you ask questions about it on an open forum.

But apart from that...
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Oh look another bright and inspirational member of Landyzone who likes to imagine people looking like cocks.....go away perv
 
mark-w said:
What it does is infact very helpfull and if the sellers of such devices exploited it to the full I'm sure they would sell at least 3 more.

Lets say for instance your bleeding the fuel system on a vehicle without said magnet, its a rainy day and your knee deep in mud, you drop your spanner..............splosh............. yes thats right the spanner is in the mud and you have to spend the next half an hour digging in a time team style in order to recover it.................

Now the same job on a vehicle equiped with the magical magnetic device, you drop your spanner and...................clunk....................its instantly caught by the magnet making retreval a doddle.

Now I bet you wish you had one.

The conversion of a 300 tdi to a warp drive is really only a secondary feature.

Regards
mark
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cheers Mark thats a much better answer and you didn't use the word cock:D
 
oldskool said:
Light banter on LZ unlikley matey but your a noob you will learn.:D
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LMFAO I have decided my sense of humour is to complicated for this forum....OMG do I have to explain everything I say...Light Banter.....who the fook says "light banter", on here...its a **** take FFS.... anyway moving on...Landrover are shortly to be taken over by Kia to help with the mental ability of some forum users:welcome2:
 
barndoor said:
LMFAO I have decided my sense of humour is to complicated for this forum....OMG do I have to explain everything I say...Light Banter.....who the fook says "light banter", on here...its a **** take FFS.... anyway moving on...Landrover are shortly to be taken over by Kia to help with the mental ability of some forum users:welcome2:
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Yeah yeah, it's not you, it's everybody else - right? Fcuk me I'm glad I'm not you... although explaining the word "inadequacy" to the kids would be a lot easier I suppose.

barndoor said:
Light Banter.....who the fook says "light banter"
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barndoor said:
light banter not personel attacks
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Nobody of any consequence... :rolleyes:
 
don't know about putting magnets on your fuel lines but i used to have a large speaker magnet under the fuel tank fitted round the drain plug to help stop rust getting through, so anyway if you have a magnet fitted to the fuel line and a chunk of rust sticks to the magnet in the pipe surley there will be a blockage at some point or am i missing something.

graham
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98 d1 300tdi auto.
 
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