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she be thinking of me though

is that why yu breakin ya hippoo for spares then, Mondeo

Nah! she need a propper man tnight

best nip fer a shower and wash me bits

yu mite a had yo nosh - but i woz in the middle o mine - not any more.

oh - look on the carpet - mushroom sauce

The Mad Hat Man said:

oh - look on the carpet - mushroom sauce

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yeh! she is a bit moist, she gor it on the sofa anorl

Accy wont like this one bit ya no!

hes a bloke, cause he dunt mind snail trails on his settee,,

Dont think his mam would be too chuffed mind

mondo said:

hes a bloke, cause he dunt mind snail trails on his settee

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ah - yu got kids too? - snail trails on every fing!

I think with a handle like 'molestrangler' I am out for a bit of ribbing.

Landrovers are not meant to be clean and shiny, most in here seem to be a bunch of softies, driving in their shiny freelanders on tarmac!!

4x4 envy = dirty, muddy, distressed landrover. GPMG mount preferred!

Anything less is for poofters! Get you're dirty laundry out for everyone to see!

i woz lucky to get mine to work on tarmac - wouldnt risk the dirty stuff

Shame! These new cars cannot handle rust.

My old Classic relied on rust to stop the rear diff from catching up the front diff most of the time.

molestrangler said:

Shame! These new cars cannot handle rust.

My old Classic relied on rust to stop the rear diff from catching up the front diff most of the time.

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That tracters for yer

Agricultural yes, but with lifted suspension great fun. The old V8 was easy to work on with no complex electronics, you just pray the EMU did not fail.

yu got an EMU in there? woudnt an ostrich be betta for a V8?

if it wur a gaylander it would have a big huge hairy bottomed vulture hanging about overhead

naw! neither, a hairy snorting warthog that bites

eh!??

hes changin his mind - first he said he had an EMU - now its a warthog. - maybe it aint a hippo he got, but a wartburg?

a fooooooooooooooookning wartburg?????????? is there any of them things left on the road... i thought they was ex-stink

good fuel economy tho, providin yu wuz goin downhill.