how do i

hi im gaz from southport i have a landrover freelander im looking 2 swap or part ex it for a disco how do i post in the items 4 sale help please

You can't, because you're gay.

batman1000 said:

hi im gaz from southport i have a landrover freelander im looking 2 swap or part ex it for a disco how do i post in the items 4 sale help please

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Don't bother, no disco owner would touch a gaylander.

lol why do all the comedian's hang out on here thanks for the help

I'll swap it for my '03 Td5 Disco



















In your dreams.

Hi Batman

Take no notice of the jibes about Freelanders from the plebs, they're just jealous, because our Land Rovers have 'panel fit' tolerances they can only dream of...:lol:.

Without Freelanders for them to take the pee out of, they'd tear themselves apart, and believe me watching 'bender owners happy slapping each other is not a pretty sight.

Welcome to the Club and good luck in your search for a Discovery.

Another gay.

storm99 said:

I am gay. I can't help it.....

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:bounce:

titter

thanks im in two minds whever or not i should swap most disco ive seen are held together with gaffa tape they all rust everwhere like an old tin can and they have lots and lots of mechanical issues which is prob why their is lots of posts regarding fixing these tin cans ha ha i may be gay but atleast im not skint u must be on 1st name terms with your local mechanic x

Whoops.

batman1000 said:

thanks im in two minds whever or not i should swap most disco ive seen are held together with gaffa tape they all rust everwhere like an old tin can and they have lots and lots of mechanical issues which is prob why their is lots of posts regarding fixing these tin cans ha ha although i may be gay and on first name terms with tony and guy x

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so why exactly do u want one then

no body ever would swap a gaylander for a disco even it the worst of condition..

wiltshire landyman said:

so why exactly do u want one then

no body ever would swap a gaylander for a disco even it the worst of condition..

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I bet his gaylander would have made it through that puddle you got stuck in yesterday. :rofl:


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BIG_GINGA_BEARD said:

I bet his gaylander would have made it through that puddle you got stuck in yesterday. :rofl:


:bolt:

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wot this one??? i would have loved to seen a gaylander have a go at it,obviously it would have lost its doors in the process

batman1000 said:

thanks im in two minds whever or not i should swap most disco ive seen are held together with gaffa tape they all rust everwhere like an old tin can and they have lots and lots of mechanical issues which is prob why their is lots of posts regarding fixing these tin cans ha ha i may be gay but atleast im not skint u must be on 1st name terms with your local mechanic x

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Oh dear. I admit I'm on first name basis with my mechanics, they recognise my voice as soon as I say hello, but then again my disco is as capable of this one.....

Land rover discovery td5 pulls 38 ton truck in snow uphill - YouTube

So I do understand why you want one

wiltshire landyman said:

wot this one??? i would have loved to seen a gaylander have a go at it,obviously it would have lost its doors in the process

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:lol:

Goes without saying

I was going to have a go but i knew i could do it so i didnt. :crazy_driver:

BIG_GINGA_BEARD said:

:lol:

Goes without saying

I was going to have a go but i knew i could do it so i didnt. :crazy_driver:

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i knew i wouldnt make it but im easily led and had to hav a go,wots the worst that could happen

wiltshire landyman said:

i knew i wouldnt make it but im easily led and had to hav a go,wots the worst that could happen

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With the lousy panel fit, I'm surprised you didn't have to call the RNLI....:bounce:

Oooh I do like the banter...............

wiltshire landyman said:

wot this one??? i would have loved to seen a gaylander have a go at it,obviously it would have lost its doors in the process

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Is that 'Predator' emerging at the front??