Episode 2. Went back in daylight to find mi snorkel top with me mate shotgun (a man purpose built to find anything). Searched lane, searched mud, searched hedgerow and field behind hedge no bloody luck. Left Shotgun inserting himself in a tree and went and searched fields on other side of track. Looked up and saw mi dog running like bollocks, ears back tail glued to her arse, turned round and saw red eyed bull approaching at twice the speed of a series ( i know not that fast). Cut a long story short might be a tad the wrong side of forty but i beat that bloody dog to the gate. Odenne if you want that snorkel its yours mate