EGR gunge

As you know I am as we speak havin me head examined and not before time I hear you all say. Well, while I'm at it and waiting endlessly for the phone call to say the heads done, I thought I would take the opportunity to clean out my inlet manifold. 100000 miles worth of EGR induced marmite make the insides of it very messy.

Whats the best thing for cleaning it out?

hot cheese on toast... best thing for marmite

Petrol. just make sure you drain it all out and blow it thru with an airline.

OK thanks, I'll save up and buy a litre!

Took inlet to work put it in a bath of Jizer for a few hrs and then blasted it with a steam cleaner now it weighs half as much!

kinellers, a church wiv a steam cleaner?

I am not in the ministry full time, I work in a local factory as a maintenance planner - hence access to steam cleaners, torque wrenches etc etc - very handy!

revjames said:

I am not in the ministry full time, I work in a local factory as a maintenance planner - hence access to steam cleaners, torque wrenches etc etc - very handy!

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So ...... we can all share this bounteous facility ?

Like gggrotty Landies going in one end, with grottty souls driving them, and when they come out the other end the Landies are all steam cleaned AND the owners' souls are cleansed too!

We might best not send some LandyZoners though ... some of them (and some of their Landies?) will be beyond redemption!

CharlesY

Happy to help with the spiritual cleansing. But you'll have to get your own steam cleaners! The gunge in that case is SIN and we all have it. And the cleansing agent is Jesus Christ.

I said I wouldn't use this forum as a platform to preach but you started it!

SINNERS!!! On here? After we've all been trying to help with your heater problem. We're all little angels (I think).

" for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God "

Romans 3:23

The Bible

That includes you, me and even the Pope.

revjames said:

" for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God "

Romans 3:23

The Bible

That includes you, me and even the Pope.

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some of us dint fall short we deliberatly stumbled at the start line

hehehe road to enlightenment....in a discovery

Discovery, broken, imperfect but great potential - just like mankind......

revjames said:

Discovery, broken, imperfect but great potential - just like mankind......

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That's all of mankind, but doesn't include HybridGirl and me .... 'cos we're perfect.

Right HBG?

CharlesY

CharlesY said:

That's all of mankind, but doesn't include HybridGirl and me .... 'cos we're perfect.

Right HBG?

CharlesY

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Aye.

revjames said:

" for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God "

Romans 3:23

The Bible

That includes you, me and even the Pope.

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But what if one happens to be an Agnostic?

groenendael said:

But what if one happens to be an Agnostic?

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See below

Taoism: **** happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "**** happens."
Buddhism: If **** happens, it isn't really ****.
Zen Buddhism: **** is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of **** happening?
Hinduism: This **** has happened before.
Islam: If **** happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2: If **** happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3: If **** happens, blame Israel.
Catholicism: If **** happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let **** happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This **** was bound to happen.
Episcopalian: It's not so bad if **** happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Methodist: It's not so bad if **** happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Congregationalist: **** that happens to one person is just as good as **** that happens to another.
Unitarian: **** that happens to one person is just as bad as **** that happens to another.
Lutheran: If **** happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If **** happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
Fundamentalism #2: If **** happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Fundamentalism #3: **** must be born again.
Judaism: Why does this **** always happen to us?
Calvinism: **** happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventism: No **** shall happen on Saturday.
Creationism: God made all ****.
Secular Humanism: **** evolves.
Christian Science: When **** happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
Christian Science #2: **** happening is all in your mind.
Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this ****.
Quakers: Let us not fight over this ****.
Utopianism: This **** does not stink.
Darwinism: This **** was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY ****.
Communism: It's everybody's ****.
Feminism: Men are ****.
Chauvinism: We may be ****, but you can't live without us...
Commercialism: Let's package this ****.
Impressionism: From a distance, **** looks like a garden.
Idolism: Let's bronze this ****.
Existentialism: **** doesn't happen; **** IS.
Existentialism #2: What is ****, anyway?
Stoicism: This **** is good for me.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good **** happening!
Mormonism: God sent us this ****.
Mormonism #2: This **** is going to happen again.
Wiccan: An it harm none, let **** happen.
Scientology: If **** happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< **** happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our ****?
Jehovah's Witnesses #3: **** has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
Moonies: Only really happy **** happens.
Hare Krishna: **** happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this ****!
Zoroastrianism: **** happens half on the time.
Church of SubGenius: BoB ****s.
Practical: Deal with **** one day at a time.
Agnostic: **** might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Agnostic #2: Did someone ****?
Agnostic #3: What is this ****?
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
Atheism: What ****?
Atheism #2: I can't believe this ****!
Nihilism: No ****.

And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: **** happens-one day at a time!

revjames said:

" for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God "

Romans 3:23

The Bible

That includes you, me and even the Pope.

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You and me and Redhand and all the rest of them OK but what's the Pope been up to then?

Have you got your cyl. head back yet?

Got head back last night with a bill for &#163;70 which included a degrease and clean, pressure test and an 8 thou skim. Going to Bangor shortly to get gasket and bits and if I get time tonight and its not too cold outside may put it back on.