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Con: It's a Land Rover.

No worries. Land Rover sells aftermarket smoke so you'll never run out.

So you have deep pockets. Good, you'll need them.

Yes. And if you're not mad yet, you're going there.

Hate. With a bit of dislike thrown in. If there is one thing the British should be embarrassed about, it's their development of that line of vehicles. Oh, I forgot BoJo. Two things then.

Watch out. You're about to have riots in the streets.

Black number plates matter.

I don't know. You've set out a lot of preconditions. You may not receive your required results.

My advice after trying to get Land Rovers to behave like normal cars for several years is to send it on its way.

If you buy another Land Rover, you've not learned the lesson.

Knowing Land Rover, you probably have to hook it up to diagnostics to determine the colour.

You might as well throw more money into the pit. When you're done, toss the car in.

Hole on top? Do you mean the crappy, leaking sunroof? Is rust rot considered a sniper hole?

Too rusty. Too many miles. Too poor maintenance. Too much trouble for a vehicle that comes substandard brand new from the showroom floor. The paint job rocks, though.

That was a real answer from a decade long owner of Land Rover junk.

Just give up now and burn it.

You know what they say. "If you want to make a trip to Abdul's, drive a Land Rover. If you make it back home again, drive a Land Cruiser."

Spinning and working are two different things. Pull the fuel line leaving the fuel filter and turn your ignition key to the run position. Fuel should noticeably shoot out of the filter when the key initates the pump.

Your posts are useless because they are not USEFUL posts. We can insult ourselves. We do it all the time.

There are a whole bunch more of us here to insult. He'll be done in no time.