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I was going to post "You last a whole minute?" 🤣 🤣 🤣 Like the young, skint bloke wiv da noo motorbike. "How many mile per gallon does it do?" "Dunno, never had a whole gallon in it!" 🤣🤣🤣

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Mine is getting a silver pendant wiv a (cheapo) rock or crystal fingy in it. (She chose it) Mine is in a box that came from eBay I will have to take it with me to open there. so what did you get him? Or is it a surprise? nod, nod wink wink!! 🤣 🤣

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Oh you old romantics you!! I take it the strobe bouncing off the ceiling will enhance the mood in your "Love Disco" as you celebrate the date?! 🤣 🤣 🤣 💃🕺💃🕺

Morning all. Gardener just arrived. He knows about W's problems He told me his father was taken into the same place with a heart attack, was put on the worng ward, he started having another one and told them but they didn't believe him! So he rang home and wife and son had to drive in and tell...

Still can't imagine you with a golf bat in your hand!! 🤣

What was that song from it " sorry folks, my fault. These two idiots stalk me and that is why they have suddenly appeared here. some of you will already have crossed swords with them. not nice. Let's hope they just get bored and sod off back to AG.

and you had a go at me for calling my wife "wifey" although I now refer to her simply as "w".

I am talking about what happened 30 odd years ago. Since you asked. Which you didn't.

Oh god. That jerk has now invaded this nice section of the forum. God save our sanity. :(

Think a sand iron might be better!!🤣🤣🤣

Get you with your "7 iron".🤣🤣🤣 Never saw you in my mind's eye with plus fours, brogues and a mashee niblick.🤣🤣 BUT I am aware that golf north of the border is a lot less snobby than it is doon sooth! You being a boaty type will love this. When my ex's new bloke wanted to join a yacht club nearby...

Behind our garden there is a public space with a footpath between us and neighbours about what 50 feet wide? Many dogwalkers poopascoop. But some don't. If we weeked it oer the fence, no one would know, But you should have seen the size of the bag I put in our black bin which went out this...

Glad to hear you are getting there. Just one thing before you start using the timing light. I'd suggest checking that TDC really is TDC. It is not at all unknown for the original marks to be out, sometimes very out. I think you should be able to do this with your DTI and a bit of ingenuity...

Gardener coming for the first time in months tomoz. Nearly forgot. So had to rush out and clean up the dog poop. now my knees are suffering! (No we don't walk them, too many D heads around with mad dogs off the lead. The garden is big enough.) O2 sensor ordered, not rung up yet to say they have it.

Yes, you can often find someone's name if you only have their address by using online people search directories, like Whitepages, Zabasearch, or 192.com, Edit, forgot to search using "in the UK" so forget Whitepages. And prolly Zabasearch.:(

Ordered a new O2 sensor. Typically there was a choice of two, easily decided if you had seen the plug, which I haven't so 50:50 chance. I have a funny feeling this may be the one I changed before but the symptoms are different. Hey ho, Valentines day tomoz. Fisrt time I will have celebrated...

Hope so too, and +1 to your last remark, which I echoed some way upthread.

I was once told that having a piece of strapping tape in your car was "going equipped".