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We have a saying in the US Air Force about our Security Police (SP’s)… you can’t spell STUPID without S and P.

JUKE179r said:

We have a saying in the US Air Force about our Security Police (SP’s)… you can’t spell STUPID without S and P.

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I had the joys of being requested to accompany the USN or USAF plain clothes police (OSI or some such name, maybe NCIS ) once in Florida near NAS Cecil Field. They were conducting raids of naughty bars in the area as there was a big "No one leaves the camp for 2 weeks" exercise going on. Of course that was USN & USAF, not us Limey's.

We'd left Mr Magoo's which was apparently out of bounds to all American service personnel. We being Brits claimed we were not made aware of such a ban (honestly hahaha). So we played dumb, they dropped us back at the main gate and drove off. We promptly walked straight back to Mr Magoo's to carry on our night. The doorman's name was Gator. You can imagine what he looked like and you'd be right hahaha

A guy named Gator in Florida. Imagine that.

JUKE179r said:

A guy named Gator in Florida. Imagine that.

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Exactly! Gator skin waist coat, cowboy hat, massive beer belly and a huge Crocodile Dundee knife on his belt

tomcat59alan said:

Only one who claims to have been,she won't read this because she's blocked me allegedly.

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Same. She blocked me because I was calling the army dumb at people and asset management.

Bix said:

Same. She blocked me because I was calling the army dumb at people and asset management.

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You sound as bothered as me.

saxavordian said:

Not the liquid contents, I mean the gas discharger that expels the liquid. once used the firecrew refill the fire extinguisher and refitted a new gas discharger..

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Aye, 220gm co2 charge iirc slipped nicely up when wet

Bix said:

Same. She blocked me because I was calling the army dumb at people and asset management.

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I can't remember why she blocked me. I disagreed with her about something, fecked if I can remember what.

Tenebreaux said:

I can't remember why she blocked me. I disagreed with her about something, fecked if I can remember what.

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Not even worth trying to mate.

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