I would just like to say

Stanleysteamer · Jan 17, 2021

Well today has been:
get up (feckin late)
Eat, (Brkfus? Lunch? Feck nose!)
Watch bull**** TV.
Read news on tinternet. borin!
Have drinks. (Yep Dryjanuary only counts Monday to Friday, acksherly not Friday either)
Prepare roast dins (Feck off huge three dinner chicken as when you order it off Waitrose they think your bubble is the size of the O2.)
The roasties have gone on, peas on in 5 minutes.
I'll stop now as I am sure with all this excitement you'll need to catch your breath!

Hippo · Jan 17, 2021

Chuck un chips fer tea

doriz · Jan 17, 2021

Hippo said:
Chuck un chips fer tea

Norra a jacket b’tato

derwendolly · Jan 17, 2021

Thanks for reminding me ….. I got the low screen wash warning this morning.

derwendolly · Jan 17, 2021

Hippo said:
Chuck un chips fer tea

I 'ad a porky one and roasty spuds and carrots and turnips - mashed. with gravy.

Wimblowdriver · Jan 17, 2021

derwendolly said:
Thanks for reminding me ….. I got the low screen wash warning this morning.

Oooh, modern tech or wot? I gotta stick me finger in the washer bottle, if it comes out dry - add water

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kevstar · Jan 17, 2021

Stanleysteamer said:
Wow, you do pedestrian gates by size! What other size are you doing, if you've done the smaller one?
So do you small, medium and large to suit pedestrians of those sizes, or do you actually measure them as in Dress size twelve, or 36-26-36?
Nice!

We do them as follows......skinny,medium,large & callosal fat b@stard size

derwendolly · Jan 17, 2021

Wimblowdriver said:
Oooh, modern tech or wot? I gotta stick me finger in the washer bottle, if it comes out dry - add water .

If I didn't 'ave a reminder it would never get done!!

Dippypud · Jan 17, 2021

derwendolly said:
I'd send you one but it might be cold when it gets there.

Sadly he's been 'transferred' to Basildon, Essex ....

Apparently they don't see many tweeters, so few that the nearest 'exotic' vet is in Essex ...

He's worth a vast amount of money this budgie ... I drove him all the way there to be told that he needs an 'overnight and some tests' ...

£300 for the consult, £75 for B&B, and meds on top ...

They'll phone me in the morning if he's not dead ...

Poor Dad is in bits ...

derwendolly · Jan 17, 2021

Dippypud said:
Sadly he's been 'transferred' to Basildon, Essex ....

Apparently they don't see many tweeters, so few that the nearest 'exotic' vet is in Essex ...

He's worth a vast amount of money this budgie ... I drove him all the way there to be told that he needs an 'overnight and some tests' ...

£300 for the consult, £75 for B&B, and meds on top ...

They'll phone me in the morning if he's not dead ...

Poor Dad is in bits ...

Stanleysteamer · Jan 17, 2021

kevstar said:
We do them as follows......skinny,medium,large & callosal fat b@stard size

In that case I'll have a skinny latte!

Well you can but hope!

Hippo · Jan 17, 2021

Fink me moats leakin

Def90man · Jan 17, 2021

Hippo said:
Fink me moats leakin

Has it filled up with water??

Hippo · Jan 17, 2021

doriz said:
Norra a jacket b’tato

Spuds is sataday. That be yesterday

Hippo · Jan 17, 2021

Def90man said:
Has it filled up with water??

There be wattar under me flower buds

Def90man · Jan 17, 2021

Hippo said:
There be wattar under me flower buds

Are your flower buds in your moat cos that could be the problem

Stanleysteamer · Jan 17, 2021

derwendolly said:
Thanks for reminding me ….. I got the low screen wash warning this morning.

What a posh car you has!
Well at least it gives the chauffeur/footman something to do, get him to plump the pillows and ensure the cocktail cabinet has fresh ice in this time, while he is at it!

kevstar · Jan 17, 2021

Stanleysteamer said:
In that case I'll have a skinny latte!

Well you can but hope!

Ooo a dash of hazel nut in the latte sir

Stanleysteamer · Jan 17, 2021

Hippo said:
There be wattar under me flower buds

oops! Oh dear!
I'm hoping it stays there and then goes down again.
Cross fingers!

Stanleysteamer · Jan 17, 2021

kevstar said:
Ooo a dash of hazel nut in the latte sir

Keep your feckin nuts outa my cawfee!
If I wanted teabagging I'd say so!

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