Totally dead evoque

Hi group hope you can help. I recently purchased an range rover evoque dynamic sd4. 2011. Randomly I will get in the car and press start/stop. The car just dies total loss of power like the battery has been disconnected. Even the central locking fails. If I pop the bonnet open and shut it again the power comes back on.....so weird but I need to know what it is. Any help please guys.

Hi, you wont find much assistance on here, as we generall only discuss real Range Rovers , and consider the Evoke a Joke, sorry.

The only good ejoke is a dead ejoke.





Some will try to help , but this is a Range Rover forum, so little experience of the ejoke. Someone's wife's got one but can't remember who. Might be @kds ?

P.s Merry Christmas, next year ask Santa for a Range Rover

Or even worse they do an ejoke that’s a 2 wheel drive , wonder if the 9 x speed auto hunts for gears

As it’s xmas , lol

might need a software update , baby RR forum link

http://babyrr.com/forum/Thread-Letter-from-Landrover-about-EVOQUE-ECO-STOP-START-UPDATE

also look on the gov web sites ref any recalls

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Press and hold the Valet button for around 30 + seconds and the hidden menu will appear
you can then check your software version

Software version after the update 3366_120109

ps , best idea is to remove ur post code

gold rover said:

The only good ejoke is a dead ejoke.





Some will try to help , but this is a Range Rover forum, so little experience of the ejoke. Someone's wife's got one but can't remember who. Might be @kds ?

P.s Merry Christmas, next year ask Santa for a Range Rover

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Not me @gold rover , over to you @fucmeitsandy has your other half had this ?

kds said:

Not me @gold rover , over to you @fucmeitsandy has your other half had this ?

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Sorry for the insult

kds said:

Not me @gold rover , over to you @fucmeitsandy has your other half had this ?

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No problems , other than getting through batterys a bit quick .
Same as her other toys !

I think it’s a FreeLander with wrong badge to upscale the brand and sell with hype. If you look at typical Ejoke owner they fit the Freelanderer bill pretty accurately.

Could try asking in hairdresser section?

Could it be an immobiliser fault? Sounds like it needs investigating by someone with laptop diagnostics.

OP hasn't been seen since the day they joined. Looks like they've not liked the derision

Who knows what the future holds.

I mean there’s even an L405 section for Christ sake

You lot are mean. But out of interest is a whole better or worse than a gaylander in terms of shame of ownership?

We help gaylanderers.

Does that answer your question?

Only ejoking, if I knew anthing boot them I would help but I only do Landies.

gstuart said:

ps , best idea is to remove ur post code

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I wonder how long it'll be before he's back to say his ejoke has been lifted?

Shimsteriom said:

I wonder how it'll be before he's back to say his ejoke has been lifted?

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Can just imagine the reaction when it’s driven into a chop shop, “ you’ve nicked a WHAT “ , lol

Too late , lol

Should the Ejoke sub-section be moved to under FL ?