I would just like to say

Morning All

Already been to the big local market for the last of the pre-Xmas stuff. Absolutely heaving at 09:45.
The 90YO MIL is driving us crazy by requesting the purchase of additional xmas gifts that she had "forgotten" to get.
Even the lady wife (who is the most tolerant and saintly person) is getting a bit tired of it.
Yesterday she had to dash up there because the old gal was having a panic-attack and was venturing into "Stroke-out" territory.
This Xmas may not go well. Fingers crossed.

Eye isser wake. Brekfust be add. Crumpets be finished.

Me noo grease rack, made from recycled bracketry and offcuts of reject scaffold boards.

Eye sorted frew the wud ut bnq ter find the only straight bit. Ah couldn't be bovverd wiv me roof rack so eye took me saw un chopped it int arf. It be ut ome int side un it as bowed tover night. Bastid. Am gonner clamp it ter straighten it. 194mm wide 18mm fick square edge planed timbur 2.4meatar long. Bastids.

@DanClarke
@DanClarke
All the best for the festive season brother.
I wish you fortitude, forgiveness, forbearance, other words beginning wif F, an patience.
Am assuming there is a will somewhere..

Turktowner said:

@DanClarke
@DanClarke
All the best for the festive season brother.
I wish you fortitude, forgiveness, forbearance, other words beginning wif F, an patience.
Am assuming there is a will somewhere..

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Many thanks! Have a great Christmas @Turktowner

@DanClarke
Thank you sir.
Should be OK. Our understairs cupboard is a thing of beauty, my beloved has been stocking up on booze an nibbles an lovely things since October.
Am thinking of moving in there for the holidays..

Nearly 900-------

And 18k approaching on the horizon.

I is watchin the BFG onna tellervizin.
A jyint made a rollyskeet out uvva series, fat bastid

Turktowner said:

@DanClarke
@DanClarke
All the best for the festive season brother.
I wish you fortitude, forgiveness, forbearance, other words beginning wif F, an patience.
Am assuming there is a will somewhere..

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Freelander?

Ah cant find me hex eggstension fing. Eye be drilling oles frew me joysts un me drill be too big ter reach. Eye as onner thems 90 degree drillin bent fings burreye can only get arf way frew joyst as me mains cable be tunda me liftid flar bud and eye want me oles 8 inch erway frommit. Am not liftin ernuvver flar bud so eye be ofter screwfix ferra nuvva hex fing termorra. Am certan eye purrit int me drill box burrit not be there. Lil bastid.

Good evening gentleman. Hope preparations are going well?

Hub said:

Good evening gentleman

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Don't forget the ladies

I count myself among them.
Good evening all

Hub said:

I count myself among them.

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I try to as well, but they keep kicking me out of their "group"

Hub said:

Good evening gentleman. Hope preparations are going well?

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Eye has just found me hex fing

Fer crispmus eye has borted me drain er new cover. They be called gully grids. Eye as two drains. One wivver metal cover un tother is plastic. If eye tip me burd baff wata darn the one wivver plastic cover the cover jumps up then turns un fells darn the drain. Eye be worried me wedgeogg might get trapped darn there. So termorra eye be fittered me new metal cover. 150mm square it be.

Nite

Morning all