I would just like to say

Gid moanin peepuls
Eyeziz trimmint fowliage turdi, swit kanbi froweded int dukspin fert dukspinmens ter takes awah hon Fursdi.
Tsonz art hand shynin brite hand swarm ear, swam gwin orft ferra cuppella daze horrra weak mebbi.
Wera heiffer yerziz, hand worr heiffer yerziz adoinsof, hen joys hit coz uziz haul gerrin holder fasterer van us finks!
Avva guddun hand a onederfilled weak hend

Marmaduke said:

Getting better thanks, not as enjoyable as driving and visiting farms but I get more time off to do stuff. Bit of a weird shift pattern but ultimately I work less than half the year and get paid a decent wage

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Now that yer the yard monkey... have yer been given yer own yard brush?

Eye is wider wake

Hippo said:

Now that yer the yard monkey... have yer been given yer own yard brush?

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I is a very impotent person I'll have you know

Hippo said:

Eye is wider wake

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I'm feeling dog rough
Still four nights off

Afternoon kip before going for a curry.

Hicap phill said:

Afternoon kip before going for a curry.

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It must be a monster curry if you've got to have a build up for it

Marmaduke said:

It must be a monster curry if you've got to have a build up for it

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Oooo it will be a good night.

Hicap phill said:

Oooo it will be a good night.

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May I suggest putting some of these in the fridge in preparation for tomorrows mount vesuvius

Rather soothing

Eye has bortid meself anuvva Henry vacuum frompt Screwfix this tyme as they be £114.99 un they still sell the 9 litre nvr200 int stead of the nvr160 6 litre. When eye looked at said box it had an eggstra lable with nvr240 onnit. That's wot it be. Eye is appi wiv dat. Looks the same as the nvr200 eye already as.

Eye used me nu Henry ter vac ma hippo anorl

Hippo said:

Now that yer the yard monkey... have yer been given yer own yard brush?

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@Marmaduke
Get wanna them "trigger brooms tm" they lasts ages.
Let me know if you needs a tea monkey, am feddup doing what i do
Happy you is happy.
Am feelin a Bobby McFerrin coming on..
Peace to the tratterers, a nippo

Spuds be eated

Int tennis borrin. Commentree makes it even worser.

I spent some quality time with my daughter and her fiancee before spending quality time in my garage today

My Old Landy said:

I spent some quality time with my daughter and her fiancee before spending quality time in my garage today

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I spent quality time with my D2, changing the steering knuckle ball joints...........I was thankful for the only snap on piece of kit in my toolbox. It made life easier.

Cheers

Eye enjoyed vacuuming ma hippo

Turktowner said:

@Marmaduke
Get wanna them "trigger brooms tm" they lasts ages.
Let me know if you needs a tea monkey, am feddup doing what i do
Happy you is happy.
Am feelin a Bobby McFerrin coming on..
Peace to the tratterers, a nippo

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I like the time off more than the job four shifts of 5 on 3 off, one of 5 on 4 off and three shifts of 4 on 4 off Very weird having four nights off that aren't holiday

Curry & company good. Even the mrs had 4 free drinks. She enjoys when I drive.

Hicap phill said:

Curry & company good. Even the mrs had 4 free drinks. She enjoys when I drive.

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Parpp

I appear to have reached that part of the evening when one part of my head is saying just one more, and the other part is telling me that I'm going to regret it in the morning.