I would just like to say

kermit_rr said:

It's freekin' dark!!

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It be nyte time out there

Goodnight all, don't let the bed bugs bite.
No, really, I think I saw one when I was at your house earlier.

Ma hippo's er sleep int garage.

Hippo said:

Is that the one at the bottom ov England by the army trainin course?

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Yep, chap I know services them (in a non carnal sense, least that what he says). Be nice to take tratter to visit her Shire relatives

Nite folks.
Step dottir an tribe visit not a complete disaster.


Yet...

Good night.
Must remember not to get my disabled friend more legless than he already is.
It’s like trying to wrestle a bag of badgers into the Uber while balancing on a wonky stool

Nyte

Morning and g'night if you catch my drift

Morning all, over cast but pleasant out today

Mornin', a bit damp 'ere.

Morning.
Overcast,cold & electric seats on for drive home

Good mornings

Gid moanin tworl me fiends anna Nippo
Wevver wornin art fer orl Gaylanderers ter getver duktaype reddy twold yer dowerson coz swet ann reighnin ann windi art vere
Hennihowsweighs henjoy yerselfs coz itza bankollidi turdi ann termorrer,
Swavva guddun

derwendolly said:

Mornin', a bit damp 'ere.

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I'll have some pampers sent round

At five ayem it was a Politician day out there...Grey and uninspiring. But I has reawoked anna sun has come art!
Grandchildrenaggedon notwithstanding it looks like a nice day fur tinkrin, fettlin an muckin about.
Son in law reckons he's a bbq God, we'll see.
Must be something he's good at..

Us boys ev bin holly daying in Wales. Us must report beer getting better ever visit and with evry suckseedin pint. They boys be coming over our side, tis true. Us be touched by bein mentioned, us be fine and at home in our own native land.

DevonGuy said:

Us boys ev bin holly daying in Wales. Us must report beer getting better ever visit and with evry suckseedin pint. They boys be coming over our side, tis true. Us be touched by bein mentioned, us be fine and at home in our own native land.

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Christ... in my unfortunate condition this morning... that took a few attempts

Land_girl said:

Christ... in my unfortunate condition this morning... that took a few attempts

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Us boys be zorry to confuse, us be talkin in us native tongue doan yer in Deb'n. Us be deeply complimented yer can be troubled with us simple ramblins.

DevonGuy said:

Us boys ev bin holly daying in Wales. Us must report beer getting better ever visit and with evry suckseedin pint. They boys be coming over our side, tis true. Us be touched by bein mentioned, us be fine and at home in our own native land.

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Brilliant, I love Devon and would live there in a flash. Welcome back, @Hippo has been quite concerned.

DevonGuy said:

Us boys be zorry to confuse, us be talkin in us native tongue doan yer in Deb'n. Us be deeply complimented yer can be troubled with us simple ramblins.

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Sounds strange in an Essex accent though. Funny even!